... I'm sad as f**k. Everything was there for a great Wolverine movie... and they did it! It's awesome! ... But, I'm sad now. Hugh Jackman, you started with the First X-Men, back when MrAquino was only 3 or 4 years old, and you ended with tears to a 20 year old virgin. Before I go into details, I must say this movie, like mines, is Rated R for a reason! We're not PG-13+ as most R movies are, no, we are HARD F***ING R!!! In Logan's case, the movie is as gory as it can get!

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I took a break from writing yesterday (typing, whatever) and banged out an MLP version of the first Logan trailer. You know, that awesome masterpiece with the Johnny Cash version of "Hurt" in the background? Yeah, I ponified it. I'm not the first, that much I know, but I got my version out before Draft the Filmmaker so I'm happy.

I think I did a pretty decent job on it, too. Though I just rewatched it and realized that I could've swapped one scene around and it would've been better, and-

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Yeah, like I said, I can't make fun of Hugh Jackman/Wolvie's performance in this movie. Sure, it's not my comedic tone, but deep inside, you all know that I'm also a tragic character that's trying to make everything better for themselves. I hope Fox gets my letter for the Step-Brothers-ish spinoff series with me and Logan.

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Has anyone seen the season 9 premiere? If you have, then you would have the same opinion as I that it was AWESOME!!!! Now that that's out of the way, even with all these villains working together, it's obvious the good guys are going to win eventually, right? Well, the last time someone banded a group of villains together, they succeeded in taking over all of the United States of America and wiping out every superhero on the planet. This story is kinda like that:

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... Now I gotta show my butt in the next chapter!

Remember when he went to Japan where he was being massively disresepectful, racist, and made the country a joke of a place? As well as the notorious video where he and his friends visited Aokigahara and filmed a person who hanged himself?

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Added for This Blog...

https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/785241/character-bio-count-logan

Now then, unlike the Bio I made for him (Because I spied on people and saw they're getting ready to riff him... like fish to the hook)

Now I'm going to give my own insights on what I made The End of Ends like it was.

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*Sighs* I didn't mean to take this long getting the new chapter up. I really didn't. No, it wasn't because the riff of Fall hurt me. Ok, a little, but talking it out helped a lot. And no, it's not lethargy because f the show, or me getting into new anime. If that were true I stop writing Power Ranger stories.

No, the real problem comes in the form of doing a crossover with three things you love dearly, and the problems within...

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I made this song because I have no life. I will be making some music to along with it, similar to Wash Dat Bass. :')

P.S. If you are a Logan Paul or Jake Paul, don't read too much into this. I was high on orange soda again when I wrote it. <_<

Bon Voyage

By Emma Lee Downs (AKA Lyra Alluse)

Bon, bon voyage,
Jake and Logan it's time to go-oh,

Bon, bon voyage,

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Seriously?! This bull again?!

An evil version of Beast Boy who wants to destroy everything for not getting Terra.

-He is an evil incarnation of an adult Beast Boy...

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I was hoping it wouldn't come to this as it spoils... but as people are ignoring the small parts of it anyway (I may as well do this)

And one last thing... TO HELL WITH SO-CALLED "COMMON-SENSE" (The stuff has hardly any meaning to me in this field) "Common-sense and good judgment won't save you this time... not from me."

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I was having a chat with my friend, Pixel Berry, about Logan and how we thought about it. We both agreed it was great, and X-23 was awesome. Me, being a comic book guy, told her a bit more about Laura/X-23, and I sorta planted the idea of an X-23 in Equestria. While she did seem to like the idea (including a bit of a crossover with Deadpool), but she feels that she's had enough Fics to work on. ... Well, this is an idea that's up for grabs:

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I liked Logan. I loved Deadpool 2. But these movies' portrayal of present-day American society as it relates to mutants is dead wrong.

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Can somepony give me a bottle of bleach? I need to wash my eyes out because this is the most horrendous abomination of a reboot to have ever existed! Have the CN execs lost their fucking marbles?! Why the hell would they greenlit something shitty like this?!

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...You were nice while you lasted

But yeah, assuming work and Zelda doesn't take away all my time, I hope to get another chapter of Gangs and Monsters out by the end of the month

Ahoy there, Mateys!

This be yer friendly film, TV show, and episode buccaneer here with another analysis.

Today, I be giving ye scalawags my take of "Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas".

Here be the rundown of this here tale *clears throat*:

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Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I'm gonna be giving you guys another re-analyzing on a film I already reviewed years ago:

A review on the extended version of "Rango"/Re-Analyzing of the film.

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Hey guys!

It’s me again, back on, and very much on fire with showing you all my own movie reviews. And, today I’ll be reviewing Nickelodeon’s “Rango”.

Here's the rundown of it:

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Twelve years ago today, Man of Action brought in a brand new take on our amazing friendly neighborhood web-slinger as he joins SHIELD in training to become the Ultimate Spider-Man while also leading a new generation of superheroes, the New Warriors!