Discore I'm Mister Torgue.
Kik I'm GhoulVoice2100 or Satan's Tangent.
Add me if you want.

I have a kik account, which is @bombshelter1

I'd love to chat with you guys and get to know you better, so, if you ever just wanna chat or maybe give me some ideas for a story, feel free to message me! And sorry in advance if I don't answer immediately.

So I was checking Kik earlier today, and I got a message from an unknown contact -- let's call her Betty Boobs. Anyway, this girl started trying to get me to go to her (doubtlessly malware-ridden) webcam show, and I decided to have a little fun with her. Unfortunately, I couldn't take any screenshots from my phone, but I've transcribed the whole thing here for your entertainment!

Her: wanna chat with a bored, single 23/f?

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