Happy 20th birthday to one of the most iconic platformers on the N64.

I am really, really looking forward to this game.

I mean, really.

The Banjo-Kazooie Nuts & Bolts teaser at E3 2006 was, in my opinion, one of the most misleading trailers of all time.

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I hear my bones creaking as I type this.

Happy 25th anniversary to one of the greatest platforming collect-a-thons of all time.

The story of a laid-back bear on a quest to save his sister from the clutches of an evil witch.

Oh, and his backpack-dwelling bird buddy tags along too. Her wisecracks and big mouth get you into almost all of the game's boss fights.

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B.K. is coming back to a Nintendo console & heading to Smash!!!

I don't post much nonpony, but this... This is special to me.

The fact that these pillars of my childhood have returned home. The fantastically crafted moveset. The bits of other Banjo-Kazooie level themes slipped in the Spiral Mountain rearrangement.

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Saw MythrilMoth's little project and decided to give it a go, enjoy!

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Sorry, my mind's being a little blown right now. To whit:

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Last week's bullshit is shat. Enjoy.

This time around... hooboy. Our "whatever" slot this month honors the inclusion of Nostalgia Bear in the sacred Nintendo Fisticuffs Extravaganza. We celebrate this joyous occasion by soiling it with a Doctor Who crossover.

Sorry for the delay. The extra stuff took some extra time.

Last week's mess is collected. Have fun with that.

This week... aw fuck, we're back in the trenches. "Three of Me: School Society." One of my greatest enemies. Good luck.

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