So I saw the three new Equestria Girl episodes. Dance Magic and Movie Magic were great. Mirror Magic however...wasn't.

The prospect of Sunset returning to Equestria, interactions between the Humane 7 and Starlight, the magical mirror itself, and the reappearance of Juniper Montage were all utterly squandered on yet another "Starlight Glimmer saves the day" plot.

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This is probably going to be a side project for the future or something; but since I can't look at Mirror Magic without the sheer amount of wasted potential making my brain hurt, I'm going to fix it. That involves making Juniper Montage more likable (not too difficult), making the overall plot more interesting (Juniper's Mirror Self doesn't actually do anything compared to the other corrupted characters), and avoid shuffling the rest of the Humane 7 off to the side in favor of Glim Glam.

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I'm researching juniper, and apparently the juniper berry symbolizes the following:

Juniper: Protection, Anti-theft, Love, Exorcism, Health.

Anti-theft, huh?

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Aright! Let's talk about Starlight and how she handled herself in the Equestria Girls world!

https://youtu.be/eTZVpsFO8Z4

Oh that's right! I'm going there! Because these two really DO have more in common than you'd first think.

https://youtu.be/2nUHeYYoLsE

If you're following Never the Final Word (Vol. 2), you'll have noticed I have a contribution in it this time around. I'd like to take the opportunity to further plug the source story for my little drabble. Being Juniper Montage is, without question, the best use and expansion of Juniper's character I have ever seen. Of course, when there are only four stories on the site with her tag, that's not saying much,

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So I was checking out a toy store, (as you do when you're 25 years old with nothing to do on a sunday...) and what do I find? The Equestria Girls Minis Mall collection Movie Theatre! Price 399SEK, down from 689.

I took a long time vacillating in the store...

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0/10 - AWFUL (unsalvageable, never should have been made, wouldn't recommend to anyone)
1/10 - HORRIBLE/BORING (tedious, hurts to watch, a bore, no reason to watch him/her, whatever positive things about him/her are tiny and not enough)
2/10 - VERY BAD (slightly less terrible, maybe there were one or two things you liked kept him/her from being a 1 but still very painful)

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Today's story will really get into your head.

Being Juniper Montage
[Equestria Girls] [Drama] [Slice of Life] • 42,118 words

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Sooooo, one of my resolutions this year was to work on more original fiction, and less fanfiction.

And a little over two weeks in, we can see how THAT went! Womp womp.

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No, not that one fanfic I wrote. (Though it does feature the first mention of Gnollpoleon! Running gags, people!)

Y'see, by "Get Down on Friday" I apparently mean "Go on a 3,000 word writing bender and finish that silly mystery story that all of like two dozen people will actually read."

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So, let's clarify something.

Three Steps Back isn't cancelled.

I know I removed it from the Sci Fi contest, that is despite initially stating it would be my entry. That's my bad. It pretty much comes down to this though, it was getting too damn long.

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The two of us have gone a long time without posting anything. However, we have an ambitious and clean project in the works! We've already posted part 2 of our Mr. Clean Anthology, and part 3 will is currently in the works! One thing that may be a little disappointing is that we plan for the series to deviate quite a bit from EQG (and MLP altogether) after the third part. We will keep posting as much of the series on this site as we can get away with, but with the EQG characters falling

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I'm probably getting WAY too ahead of myself, but it's probably worth an idea.

So, a while ago, I completed a story titled "Elements of Redemption."

Basically, it's about an unlikely group of Flash Sentry, Wallflower Blush, Vignette Valencia, Juniper Montage, and Gloriosa Daisy joining forces under Scorpan, Tirek's brother, in order to provide redemption to antagonists in the Equestria Girls world.

This sounds like a crazy fanfic even Pinkie Pie would double take at, right?

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