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Jan
27th
2021

Incorrect Quotes #2 · 6:04am Jan 27th, 2021

Thorax: A pet rock is pretty fun until you realize it’s essentially immortal and you’ve cursed it to an eternity of watching it’s loved ones die.

Pharynx: Thorax is three in the gODAMN MORNING-


Night Light: Go to your room!

Shining Armor: That’s not fair >:(

Night Light: DO AS I SAY!

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May
18th
2021

Called It · 7:44pm May 18th, 2021

Minuette: What do we say when life disappoints us?

Moondancer: Called it.

Minuette: No.

May
31st
2021

Incorrect Quotes Batch #33 · 12:56am May 31st, 2021

Spike, to Thorax: Are you really an introvert or were you just ignored every time you used to talk and now you just prefer being quiet?


Thorax: *accidentally does something illegal*

Thorax: Hello, yes, I’d like to be arrested.


Starlight: Is banishment really the only option?

Rock Hoof: You’re right! Execution it is!


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Feb
23rd
2021

Incorrect Quotes #14 · 6:33pm Feb 23rd, 2021

Luna: Without the ugly in this world, there would be nothing beautiful.

Celestia: Thank you for your sacrifice.


Rainbow: Wow...this line is as straight as I am.

Zephyr: I’m not sure if I should address that fact that you came out to me or that you just insulted my drawing.


Tempest: What your favorite fruit?

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Feb
24th
2021

Incorrect Quotes #16 · 12:12am Feb 24th, 2021

Kevin: We are having a changeling get together, want to come?

Pharynx: I have no intention on going, but when is it?

Kevin: Saturday.

Pharynx: Hm, yes, I’ll have to check my calendar even though I know I’m completely free that day and then I’ll never get back to you.


Chrysalis: I don’t think I need to tell you how to do your job, do I?

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Feb
23rd
2021

Incorrect Quotes #15 · 10:55pm Feb 23rd, 2021

Twilight: So let me get this straight-

Applejack: More like let me run this bi you.

Rarity: Let’s ace-ess the situation.

Rainbow: I’m gay.


Sweetie: Hi, I lost my friends, can I make an announcement?

Store Owner: Sure.

Sweetie, loudly into the mic: Goodbye you little s**ts.


*under a PG-13 spell*

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Feb
25th
2021

Incorrect Quotes #20 · 7:25pm Feb 25th, 2021

Rainbow: What do you fear the most?

Twilight: Being forgotten. To know that my time is limited in this earth and one day I will be forgotten and all my efforts to better our world will go along with it.

Rainbow: Deep. Mine is the Koolaid Man.


Twilight: In-class essay! Write any topic you want.

Silverstream: Gallus the Griffon, otherwise known as my best friend-

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Mar
6th
2021

Failed · 6:15pm Mar 6th, 2021

Spike: If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me up it’s not because I lied, it’s because I failed.

Jan
26th
2021

Incorrect Quotes · 6:37pm Jan 26th, 2021

Random A Hole: Do you know who my parents are?!

Pharynx: Why? Are you adopted or something?


Fluttershy: Let me see what you have.

Pharynx: A KNIFE!

Fluttershy: NO!


Fluttershy: We are all just skeletons wearing meat suits.

Rainbow Dash:...what?

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Feb
25th
2021

Incorrect Quotes #19 · 12:14am Feb 25th, 2021

Thorax: What are you writing?

Pharynx: The Instructor wants to know how many weapons I have back in our room. I’m letting them know it’s private information.

Thorax:...but this just says “f**k around and find out” in calligraphy...

Pharynx: Mhm!


Chrysalis: Scared?

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Mar
12th
2021

Plan · 3:25am Mar 12th, 2021

Tirek: I tried your plan. It’s a failure.

Cozy & Chrysalis: You didn’t try anything.

Tirek: I ran it through my head. It didn’t work.

May
23rd
2021

Incorrect Quote Batch #21 · 8:57am May 23rd, 2021

Discord: I can’t believe they tried to stab me!

Starlight: Chill, your like, immortal. You’ll be fine.

Discord: I have feelings, Starlight!


Pharynx: ARE YOU-

Kevin: Fucking.

Pharynx: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Kevin: Fucking.

Pharynx: IDIOT!

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May
28th
2021

Incorrect Quotes Batch #30 · 7:48pm May 28th, 2021

Pharynx: *clears throat*

Pharynx: Whoever decided to hurt Thorax today, please come outside so I can peacefully break your legs.


Sunset: Do not erase the memories of my friends.

Wallflower:

Wallflower: [Read 12:05]

Sunset: This is a verbal conversation-


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May
29th
2021

Incorrect Quotes Batch #31 · 6:11pm May 29th, 2021

Fluttershy: Are you okay?

Discord: Yes.

Fluttershy: Are you hurt?

Discord: No.

Fluttershy: *smacks him* Then what were you thinking?!


Cozy: ...And that’s my plan.

Tirek: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound rude.

Cozy: Go ahead, let’s hear it.

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Mar
11th
2021

That’s not how it works · 1:27am Mar 11th, 2021

Rainbow Dash: Don’t buy a car. But a gun! You can get a car with a gun.

Sunset Shimmer: No-

May
27th
2021

Incorrect Quotes Batch #28 · 7:47pm May 27th, 2021

Cozy: *giggles cutely*

Cozy: I’m going to snap!


Luna: hahaha....ha...hahaha...

Celestia:...is this a good laugh or a bad laugh?

Luna: hahaha...AHAHAHAHAhahaha...

Celestia: The longer this goes on, the more I think this is a bad laugh.


Starlight: The school staff doesn’t play favorites!

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Feb
23rd
2021

Incorrect Quotes #12 · 12:12am Feb 23rd, 2021

Girl: Who would find Thorax cute? I mean, what even is that body type, ahahahaha.

Thorax, smiling: I may be built like a crush cardboard box but at least I don’t legally identity as a piece of plastic.


Spike: What time is it?

Thorax: I don’t know, pass me the saxophone, then I’ll know.

Thorax: *blows into the saxophone really loudly*

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Feb
22nd
2021

Incorrect Quotes #8 · 4:58am Feb 22nd, 2021

Pharynx: *is kidnapped by Generic Villan #1*

GV#1: I have him! Try anything, and he gets it!

Thorax: Don’t kill him!

GV#1: I won’t do anything as long as I get was I want-

Thorax: No, not you. Pharynx, do not kill him!

Gv#1: w...what?


Rainbow: Twilight, give me your hairdryer!

Twilight: My what?

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Mar
4th
2021

Sarcasm · 10:47pm Mar 4th, 2021

Pharynx: Oh no. It’s dark and there are two armed creature lurking within.

Pharynx, flicking on the light switch: Whatever will I do?

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Jun
2nd
2021

Incorrect Quotes Batch #35 · 4:45am Jun 2nd, 2021

Fancy Pants: *holds door open for Rarity* After you.

Rarity: No, after you.

Fancy Pants: I insist, after you-

Fleur de Lis. *pushing past both of them* After me.


Twilight: This is stupid!

Rainbow: What isn’t at this point?


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