If you’re curious as to who my avatar is based on, well here you go. It also involves some history you may not know.

Hey everybody, sorry for not making a blog post after the hurricane, I meant to do it the next day but I was busy and a bit lazy.

Anyway, I'm still alive obviously, the hurricane hit south of us so my city is mostly fine, Fort Myers got hit hard though.

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Just another day in Florida :D

Hi all,

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Hey everybody, I just want to let you know I may be a little quiet for a while (not that I'm especially active or anything, but you know). I live in Florida and currently my family has been tracking Hurricane Ian. Currently it seems to be heading a little south away from where I am (a lot better then before where my city was on a direct collision course with a category 4 storm) but that could change at any time and it won't be a pleasant experience regardless. It hasn't been this bad since

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I subscribed to Smosh back in 2014 and watched almost all of their content. They were so hilarious AF, especially their yearly Food Battle series and If It Were Real series. Their humor incorporated sexual references and swearing, which was the time when the majority of YouTube channels were personality-based.

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To give an update, because people have been asking...

• Yes, Hurricane Ian hit the town I lived in (Cape Coral)
• Yes, Hurricane Ian is one of the most - if not the most - destructive hurricanes in the history of the US.
• Yes, I evacuated (three times, it was harrowing, we forded a river with my car)
• Yes, my house was partially destroyed, as it a 7-county area of Florida.

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Scene Rating Scale:

9/9: Flawless! Outstanding scene!
8/9: Great scene! Totally Rewatchable!
7/9: Pretty good. Not as perfect as I expected though.
6/9: Decent. Doesn’t ruin the movie/episode.
5/9: Mid.
4/9: Pretty bad. One of the weakest scenes of the movie/episode.

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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He departed yesterday for his last and longest adventure...
Farewell, Bilbo Baggins. Farewell.

Greetings and salutations, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the 8th and final installment of this year's "Thanksgiving Treat", I'm gonna give you guys my take of Disney-Pixar's "Ratatouille".

Here's the rundown of it:

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Greetings and salutations, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 115th film analysis, I'm gonna give you guys my take of what is undeniably the very first movie in the James Bond franchise: "Dr. No".

Here's the rundown of it:

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This movie is fucked up man.

So I finally saw Ridley Scott's iconic sci-fi/horror landmark of claustrophobic horror and nightmare fuel Alien.

And dear God is it is possibly the most unadulterated horrifically terrifying films I've ever seen.

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Eight years ago today, Dreamworks brought the Chris Gall books of half-dinosaur/half-vehicle creatures to life!

Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 33rd episode analysis, and the third installment of my "Christmas in July" series, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Tom and Jerry: A Nutcracker Tale".

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Greetings and salutations, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the 1st installment of this year's February Festivity, I'm gonna give you guys my take of the third and final collaboration between Dreamworks and Aardman: "Flushed Away".

Here's the rundown of it:

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My TV Show Rating Score:

5/5: It is an awesome show!
4.5/5: it is a great show albeit not perfect
4/5: It’s a good show with minor flaws
3/5: It’s overall okay/guilty pleasure
2/5: It’s bad but not awful
1/5: Look, up in the sky! It’s super bad!

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Greetings and salutations, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 3rd analysis on a member of the James Bond franchise, I'm gonna give you guys my take on Sean Connery's third outing as the title character: "Goldfinger".

Here's the rundown of it:

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Greetings and salutations, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my second analysis on a James Bond movie, I'm gonna give you guys my take on Sean Connery's second outing as the character: "From Russia with Love".

Here's the rundown of it:

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