Do it.

I am stuck at work until 1230. That's when the premiere ends.

This is your chance to rub it in.

~Leo

(Author's note: Consider this my contribution for Halloween. Enjoy)

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So it's been a while, huh?
A lot has happened.
I moved, got a job, lost my turtle, lost my laptop, lost my job, got a new laptop, and finally got a new job.

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I had a positively wonderful argument with Jordan179, which has left me somewhat excited and willing to troll him a bit more.
Given his crude jabs about the history of my country, which I find too distasteful to even retaliate against, I decided to outline my views on why I think Equestria is a communist country.

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If you're not currently reading the story this pertains to, move along. Otherwise, click 'Read More'.

Just a heads up everyone, mostly took away pieces of the story in reconsideration, so you may want to take another look at the most recent chapter published of Celestia's New Student. Trixie is no longer 'an alternate universe version of Starswirl the Bearded'. That's pretty much it. Hope I didn't ruin the story for anyone.

With the recient premiere of today's episode I guess it's important to analyze this curious fact. Believe it or not this number has an important role in the show. Whether accidentally or on purpose it has caused many hits throughout the show. Want to know more? Then continue reading.

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I live.
How?
I do not know.
Why?
Impossible to discern.
Will I return to the this site and the fandom of the Poni?
That is uncertain.
What is the overland flight speed of an unladen swallow?

.....

African or European?

All I know for certain, all that can be known for certain, is that
I continue to wash myself with a rag on a stick.

So Somber spotted my MLP lapel pin and sat down to chat with me as we waited in the airport.

Turns out the author Horizon and the author of Project Horizons are taking the same flight to #horsecon.

The number of the beast and the most popular starter pokémon of all time. But what does that have to do with My Little Pony? Well, believe it or not, this series has a bizarre but close relationship with the number 6. Let's see why.

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Can I stop being unintentionally controversial for just 5 minutes?

I mean look at what had happened in the last days:

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So I think I'm over my writer's block for this fic.

Well, enough that I finally finished Chapter Two.

And my editor is on vacation for a week, but hey, you've waited this long right.
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...Please don't hate me.

Hey, would you look at that, its october. What fun! Let's kill Rainbow Dash. Wait, what?

Today, I would like to announce the first-ever
Non-Annual Rimmer Nightmare Night Special

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EI Think I Summoned a Ponk: The Arrival of Derp

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

Quite self explanatory.

• Pinkie
• Derpy
• Anon

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Yes, I'm back in the comedy game, y'all!

Maybe, at least. This was a pain to get going.

Glaciers, Gender, and Science

Abstract: (Emphasis mine)

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I wrote this lil comment in response to a story which, while I like it to a degree... has rather a way of lingering on a mundane topic a bit longer than necessary. And then after typing it, I re-read it... and nearly gave myself a hernia laughing. I really need to start writing dry comedy.

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I had to get to the other side of the road;

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Those are 3 words I never imagined myself writing in that order...

This may very well end up being the next "Howard the Duck"... and yet, I will be going to see it. How can I miss such pure, unfettered insanity? This... this is a trollfic brought to life... I must see it... I must TOUCH it... I must rub it all over my body...

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I'm legit shocked. But now the editing process starts.

Stay engaged.
-Fuzz

EDIT: I just realized that it's after 9 a.m. I should have been in bed 9 hours ago.

So, a lot of people unhappy with this chapter, and looking back on it, for good reason.

I know what I was going for with this and the next couple of chapters, and evidently this wasn't the right way of going about it. Let me explain my thought process a little.

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This is and will probably be my favorite saga of all time. But why exactly?

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