A Fitness Report is, in the Military and Naval Services of the United States, an evaluation of an officer or sergeant's leadership. Think of it as a performance appraisal, with certain formalities dictated by regulations and customs of the service. The formal language can be dry and understated, but informal statements tend to be rather pithy,

"His men would only follow him out of morbid curiosity." - an Army First Sergeant, on a 2nd Lieutenant inflicted upon his Infantry Company.

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Which you will only understand if you watch both Rick and Morty and Game of Thrones .

Does that make me a bad person? I like stereotypical humor. I know it's bottom of the barrel stuff, but I still like it. It's not the only form of humor I like.

Do you like offensive humor?

South Park would be one of my favorite shows.

A family member made this. I think it is pretty funny.

I have Genetically Predisposed Dystonia. At least that's what Mayo Clinic says, and I'm inclined to believe them. How it's different from Parkinson's and Cerebral Palsy I doubt I will ever really understand. Maybe for the same reason I doubt really understand the difference between Cyan, Blue-green, Turquoise, Teal, etc...

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And little did he know, it was a SALAD BAR! It was a trap! They lured him in with the aroma of a deep fat frier and cheese burgers!

The vegetarians rule supreme! Ah! AAHHH!

They've gotten one of ours, Ah! All fat people, roll away for dear life! They can't catch all of us! Quick, retreat back to headquarters at the junkyard where Fat Albert and The Cosby Kids hang out! Roll, Brethren, ROLL!

So, it is actually possible to teleport an object out of a living creature. Those with a good memory may remember that it already occured a long time ago in chapter 5 of Minuette... More exactly, when Minuette got annoyed with the amount of time Trixie was spending in the toilet and ended up teleporting the shit out of her. Literally.

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Laughter.

Laughter is one of the five Elements of Harmony and one of the best virtues of Friendship. Laughter brings us up when we are down, and brings light to even the darkest of times. Humour comes in all forms. From slapstick to gallows, from rude and crude to puns that take days to get. Humour and the laughter it brings is part of all our lives.

And so it is with Fimfiction.

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Well, so I puplished the next chapter of TDATP2 today, and while writing the short authors note, I had an idea. Maybe I add a recipe for something in it next time, maybe waffles or something as simple, so people post comments about the dish at least I mean, we all know authors die for comments, (or kill for them) but normally I don't get much for the actuall content of the chapters. So maybe, next time a recipe it is, or something else that draw attention

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Hated symbol of forced collectivization must not be displayed in public

“This is ludicrous!” says Twilight Sparkle

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Sorry for my absence, art-wise. Been hard at work.
One thing I hope will cheer up my watchers is some anthro Eternal Knight art I indulged in, featuring characters from the Kilalaverse.
Supernova, Midnight's nephew and fellow batpony, is left in charge of bodyguarding the Princess while the Eternal Knights are out battling the unknown forces, as they do.
Over time, he and the Princess of the Moon begin a liaison that...bears fruit.

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XD

And a close second.

Hey it might be new for yanks.

Ba-ha-ha-ha, if you get that, great. Finally, I'm getting comments, and I can auto-submit my work. That means I'm checking it even more thoroughly, like a neurotic Twilight, or normal Twilight. I can also post stuff faster and get more stories out. Currently I'm working on a few that will have 3-7 chapters, so they still need to cook for a bit. One-shots will be posted when I can, but I tend to do all my own art. It's the shading that takes so much time, but just a little goes a long way. I'll

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RaRa Oh La La is a group I founded on a bad (romance) joke and an enjoyment of RaRa content. There wasn't a group for all Coloratura ships - only two for single, specific ships - and I aim to fill that niche.

I also aim for the fabulous, because remember, everyone:

Update: Imgur broke this blog.

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This is my first blog post for some reason, so hopefully it's good enough for now - I'm currently working on a Part 3 to my series A Small Issue. Progress has been slow and steady but what pleases me is that people have begun to message me offering feedback and thoughts. The blossoming art of this fanfic makes me happier than ever and it will be my pleasure to continue this series.

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I like leaving random chatlogs in the comments of everything Posh posts to annoy him, but this one was a little too long for me to put anywhere, so have it as a blogpost instead.

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If I ever met you, would you hang out with me for the day and talk basic nonsense with me while having a laugh? (There's never a dull moment! )

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I saw these when they originally aired back in the early 2000s and have simply forgotten about them. Until a recent search on youtube that is. Enjoy.

So...I had a beyond weird dream last night related to coronavirus. Not weird as in awful, like it was a scene from a horror film, but in an oddly comedic way.

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