Tonight's #LameClaimToFame it's that I'm now Facebook friends with Maddi. Yes, THAT Maddi, the one who sent in that Hillary fundraising email that inspired the #ImNotKiddingMaddi hashtag that's been sitting atop Facebook trends all day. She is pretty chill about the whole thing, really.

Who do I have to kill to get what I want?

Yes, but when Hillary Clinton asks that exact question...
Well...

Death Note - Japan
Hillary's Dairy - USA

No, seriously, look at that.

I don't know whether to or at that. In Russia, one could potentially sue Trump for insult for that.

I have to give him some credit, though. The video is short, simple, blunt as an axe and strikes hard. And, be it admitted, I found it funny. (No, seriously, Hillary Clinton looked really funny).

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They may be too young to vote, but these kids still have an opinion.
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Here is the whole damn proof!

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"If you're strong, you can fly…"

The Soviets were strong... evil, but strong. You can build rockets if you want. You can leave this planet. You can win the space race or come in a respectable second. You’ll never be first to the moon with communism, though.

"You can reach the other side of the rainbow..."

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I personally have nothing against people who are voting for whoever they want to vote for in this election. I know people have their various reasons for voting for Trump, Stein, Clinton, Johnson, or anybody who is going to be on the ballot this year. America is all about the freedom to choose and everybody has a right to pick who they want as the leader of our nation.

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the most important video i can make right now (idk why the thumbnail generation suddenly isn't working) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4BrfQ29MNc

A friend of mine made this for some reason. Don't ask me why because I don't know. He probably got ultra bored or something.

“I’m having a terrible day. Somebody broke into my house last night and they drank all the vodka! They replaced every app on my phone with Tetris, and every song in my library with Tchaikovsky! Worst of all, they exposed my carelessness because I didn’t lock my door. What do I do? Who can I blame this on?^TM”

Do YOU ever feel like this person? Then Russiadiditol, from Zaibatsu Pharmaceuticals, might be the perfect fit for you!

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I'll spare you the wall of text by linking you a google doc that has said wall of text.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/10NNHgZOW4Rz9DhCtzjUsa-ZZcR9jv1VmQqdFLDfvWpY/edit?usp=sharing

But basically it's unbelievable that after this whole year of being desensitized to this circus parade of a presidential election, this is what fucking sends me reeling. Unforgivable.

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From Melania Trump (Donald Trump's wife)'s speech tonight:

Appropriate for a speech on a day focused on how Mr. Trump won't let anyone hurt you.

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