These two are great.

PresentPerfect informed me HERE. of THIS COMIC.
Which is quite funny, so I posted it here:

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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I just signed this petition: https://www.change.org/p/send-princess-luna-to-the-moon

And you should too this will be a legendary event and something I’ll look back on and laugh at if it goes through. #Historyinthemaking

(The text in bold is the starting text.)

Toothless was having a nice day with the human who called himself Hiccup when suddenly he noticed a white cat paw leap on top of him.

The cat continued to pester Toothless until he flew into a rage and bit the feline, causing it to fly into a heap on the road.

The human, Hiccup, swooped in and scooped up the cat.

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My parents came over to help hand out candy, and we turned the news on. They were talking about how they are reanalyzing the emails from Hilary Clinton, and my Dad told me that if thy find anything that can constitute treason then she would go to prison. Now I'm curious, if she is elected as President and they discover something, would she still go to prison?

Still laughing.

Disclaimer: I am not accusing Hasbro or DHX of anything. I just thought this was a highly amusing coincidence.

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I've spent over thirty minutes laughing at this. Please send help.

Okay. Whew! The story’s back on track. No more interviews or BBC montages to fill in exposition. Here’s a tip for anyone who decides to write a story with a first person narrative: the entire story happens from the perspective of the narrating character. This means that there’s no room for exposition to fill in any blanks that the character might not know about. Theresa even says at the beginning of the story that she doesn’t know how some things happened because she wasn’t there, even though

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Just two days until either the Feminazi or Oompa Loompa take charge of the White House. However, as an ironic praise (as the Internet does like Hide and Shriek), I thought of this: Replay Saints Row 4 with a friend as one customizes their character to look like Donald Trump and the other as Hillary Clinton. I would do it, but my Internet isn't great when it comes to online gaming (One of major reasons I can't get into Overwatch) and I have no

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Review #100!!!!! I'm so happy. That I'm this far is all because of you guys, I hope you know that. Anyway, I decided to do some celebration fics today, because, well, I'm celebrating.

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Okay. Vacation time’s over, people. And all Theresa can say about it is that France and Ireland should have been nicer to her. Now she’s ready to get back to the grueling grind of trying to move coins with her mind. She describes it as the most boring and frustrating thing that she had ever done. (I promise you that reading about it is even worse). She’s most frustrated by her lack of any kind of progress, which might not have happened if she didn’t take so much time off to go visit countries

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Here we are at the last chapter of this literary abortion. The world starts to panic as Theresa’s plan to put everyone into a deep sleep begins to gradually overtake the globe. However, Stinson and Blair, Theresa two biggest, lame-brained, lobotomized, numbnuts cheerleaders assure the entire world population that while it may seem like a bad thing, nothing that Theresa does can ever be bad, and that Theresa can only be good and do good. Why is this a good thing? Because Theresa needs time to

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Scherzer goes back to his home country and assures the Israeli people that Theresa will help, and that anyone who challenges her is a fool, because she has the power to destroy the world. Since we already know how powerful Theresa is, and how beloved she is by the general populace, and how anyone who dares oppose her is humiliated or jailed, any potential conflict that can come of this is pretty much voided, no matter what the author tries to throw in.

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So after many requests, my good friend Bendy made a group for his stories "Pony Anatomy Problem" and "Screw Pony Anatomy" both of which are hilarious and I highly recommend you read them if you havent yet.

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Made in the wake of Memento, but before his big budget Batman films, Insomnia catches Christopher Nolan right before his true rise to fame, and still experimenting with the tropes and stylings that would later define his work. As such, it feels a bit transitory, and while still a good film, is not quite as strong or as tightly wound as it could have been.

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A month has passed. Humanity has less than a year to live now. Theresa’s progress on getting HAL to make the wind blow again? She has learned how to juggle…I wish I was joking about this. I learned how to juggle years ago, and I have not stirred up so much as a mild zephyr. Boutin also shows that he doesn’t know how archery works. Incidentally, I also learned how to do that about a year ago when my niece taught me. Back to the point, Theresa seems to be taking into account every factor

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Let’s kick this pig. I guess we don’t really find out what happened to former US president Martin after all. All we know is that Martin is very sorry, and no longer has any privacy from the press hounding him day and night.

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