Congratulations, 343 Industries, you successfully killed my favorite video game series of all time. Halo is dead to me.

I will be officially removing my pre-order for Halo 5: Guardians, and placing it on the Fallout 4 Pipboy Edition.

After that, I will go home, curl in a ball, and rock back and forth while playing Fallout 3, muttering "There's no place like the Ark."

In short:

You fucked up.