Durning the summer my Dad`s Oven broke, so he told me to help him pick it up and move it, halfway out the door he tripped, it fell, and I got a Quarter sized scar. it was pretty Deep, all bloody and gross when I showed my dad all he said was to go inside and Not get blood on anything. course by the time I got to the Door my hole Arm was a Bloody mess. later my mom said I should get stitches, but my dad said it was too expensive. sp we didn`t. well, that was in June. now 9 months later, it's all

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Ok, NOW the new Derpy story is live.
And people seemed distressed...
Goooood, gooooood.....

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This occurred between 11:30pm and 12:30am. I saw a bunch of worms crawling on my bedroom floor. I swept them on a dustpan and threw them out of my window. As I told my mom about it, she checked outside my window and using a flashlight, she saw a dead chick infested with worms. I refused to look at it because it would traumatize me even more. I helped her with the cleanup. She put the dead chick in a plastic bag and threw it away outside. She washed everything with water and a brush. She didn't

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And I mean it. If it weren't for the fact that my dad cleaned it up seconds after, then I would've posted a picture here. I'm pretty sure that my dog drank some paint that was left sitting out while we were painting the house, and... yeah, he puked it back up, hence the rainbow puke.

No. Really. It's about poop.

At least now I never have to write a story involving feces ever again.
You could say I've gotten it out of my system.

Now, I'm going to go drink brandy and eggnog and cook.

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GO READ THIS! IT IS ALL MY FAULT! DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT!

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/382899/object-permanence

YES!

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Rainbow Dash story.
Short.
Not serious.
May or may not involve losing limbs.
That is all.

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That's a terrible acronym and I don't care.

Anyway, new 'Living With Twilight Sparkle is Weird.' It's...not sex, but sexual in nature. It's short. I don't care. Enjoy.

Also, thanks for coming out to the podcast last night to a lot of you. I had a lot of fun, it seems you guys did too. The Good HIE list seems to be a good group of guys, and I'd be happy to do that again. But c'mon, get on your question game. Everyone knows why I hate Spike now.

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YEAH, that dude(s) who writes even more gross and distressing stuff than I do!!! We gonna talk to him/them for TWO HOURS! Come join us and drink, do you really have anything better to do? Hmmmm?

https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

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First of all, I just want to say THANK YOU to everyone who commissioned me in the last month. It was a huge help, and I ended up getting more than 20 commission requests! It helped me get by, even when things were hard, and the tips some of you gave me was incredibly wonderful. The little extra I got with that actually helped feed me while I was taking care of my idiot cat. I seriously cannot say thank you enough.

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TBrownie by Three

• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Slice of Life

"I cut, you pick" is the time-honored rule for sharing treats. But what if a pony is sharing love with two others? When Maud brings one big brownie home to Trixie and Starlight, they have to figure that out.

• Trixie
• Maud Pie
• Starlight Glimmer

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For the StarTrixMaud shipping contest. I've had a rough/long summer -- I feel like a lot of us have -- but I'm taking this moment to get back into writing fan fiction.

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Told you would at some point.
Also, I am sick.
So...yeah. And lots of medicine. Which is helping and making me a little loopy.

On That note, The Good HIE Podcast is tonight again, and I'll be on it, medicated out of my gourd. We got some guests or someone, someone that wrote my little dashie I think.
...I'm going to go have medicine now.

Enjoy the gross story you fucks.

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EDIT: https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe
GO HERE, LISTEN TO US TALK.

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It has all my usual stuff, guys. Vomit, blood, death, ALL OF IT. And... PERIOD BLOOD! It's just want you wanted, right? RIGHT?
THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME, RIGHT???????

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It goes about as well as you'd expect. From me, I mean.
I've returned to my old ways. That means this story contains.... YOU GUESSD IT! Well, I'm sure some of you did. If not? Enjoy the ride, you've been warned... a tiny bit.

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Not much to say. Too hot. Anon is too hot. Twilight is not nice about it. Hijinx ensue. Bad things happen. Shit gets gross and awful. Pun.

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Yes. Really. A new story is up. But it's not entirely mine, and not entirely new. Allow me to explain.

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