Are you tired of lefty-wefty baby boo boos and Right wing windmill lovers? Of Course you are, so I cordially invite you all down to my humble Fimfiction Great Grill Extravaganza! No strong opinions, only grills!

Cause screw those guys who care, I JUST WANT TO GRILL, BROTHER! MMMMM GRILL GRILL GRILL TASTY TASY TASTY MEDIUM-RARE CENTRISM. LET'S GO!

Wait? The Grill is trans?

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When it comes to satisfying your craving for a delicious and hearty chicken sandwich, look no further than the charming town of Hicksville, NY. This unassuming locale is home to a variety of eateries that specialize in crafting the perfect chicken sandwich. Whether you prefer it grilled, fried, spicy, or classic, the chicken sandwich in Hicksville NY are sure to delight your taste buds and leave you craving for more.

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I'm just glad this doesn't exist where I'm from. I would never chow down a burger that has 10,000 calories. I'd be dead, literally.

I can feel the effort and quality control flowing forth.

Dreams as broken as those legs.

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IN WHICH GRILLING MEAT HAPPENED

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Here’s a list of true events I’ve lived through in the last few weeks—assembled in somewhat chronological order. Keep in mind I wrote this intending it as a comedy, but since it’s an actual abridged chronicle of my life, it reads like a horror story. 

I expect nobody will laugh when reading this.

And I find that so unbelievably fucking funny, oh my God.

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