With Ninja Warriors Once Again coming to English soon, I thought about doing a quickie.

I don't know any other places to host my Greentext Clopfics/Lemon-fics atm. Hopefully that will count.

>be Natalie
>on steam
>sale
>oh neato
>i'mma get something
>browse
>i heard some good stuff about that Bioshock game
>holy shit it's three dollars
>buy
>install
>boot up
>everything is cool
>oh look, i'm on a plane
>whee
>oh
>OH SHIT
>AAAAAAAAHHHH GOD NO WE'RE CRASHING
>go through bathysphere
>where the hell am i
>oh
>that guys deaaaad
>hi atlas
>hey! Drugs!
>lemme just
>inject those...
>GAARAAFFAJDEEOWLPPDDMC EFE
>holy shit i'm a sith lord

Bioshock, m8s.

The content's in the title. Feels unbelievably good.

If you have any interest in reading a haha RGRE romcom, my story can be found here https://pastebin.com/xL3UFbXG

My first one is now available on Pastebin since it might be under 1000 words.

Anyways, it feature Anon-Dirk and Queen Novo, something random, and in First Perspective.

Future Clopfics I do will be posted here.

>you're about to fap to porn of your waifu
>you hear someone at the door
>open front door to find nothing but a blanket covered basket
>think to yourself what could possibly be inside
>uncover the basket
>find a baby version of your waifu in the basket
>there's a note
>says that 'you must raise it as your child'
>time to silently panic
>remember you were about to fap to your waifu
>multiple feelings, mainly awkward to the extreme

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Hey all,

I'll be posting one of my old stories every single day until I run out, in the order I wrote them. I have to edit them so they're not in greentext format. Obviously when I reach the last one, it won't be over, I just write when inspiration hits me. All suggestions are welcome though ;D

link

>Be me
>Be super excited for latest MLP episode
>Glim-Glam trying to make friends, can't wait
>Saturday arrives
>Rush off to EQD for episode link
>No episode to be found
>Wut.jpg
>Check older pages, find nothing
>Start to panic

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All of the below, and some backups of my FiM stories, are here, under the username "Ditherer".

Care Root's Bizarre Adventure

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