This truly is the dark timeline.

One of the funniest and most hilariously hilarious comedians to ever walk the face of the Earth. He will be missed.

...is the name of a quest in the current event in the Gameloft MLP game, and something which has sent me off composing the entire Equestrian version of the Pirates of Penzance.

Oddly enough, it works surprisingly well.

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Previous blog post: A Salute to Joshua Burner
Previous Highlight: Gensokyo, Alatastica, and Coal Town

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Or, how to write erotica.

Probably NSFW, almost certainly NSFCW

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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The bad: Still don't have anybody in my life to share this holiday with. Gilbert O'Sullivan pretty much spells out my feelings for this kind of day.

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This video was another little something that I was inspired to create quite a while ago.

After seeing some "Bad Guy Falls in Poop" crossover videos, I couldn't help but want to make one of my own. The villain that falls into poop is Mario Zucchini, a character from the 2020 "Animal Crackers" movie who was also a henchman of the film's main antagonist: Horatio P. Huntington. Mario himself was voiced by the late Gilbert Gottfried.

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Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 270th film analysis, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Animal Crackers". The animated film that was distributed by Netflix after three years of being delayed, to be exact.

Here's the rundown of this tale:

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Greetings, my loyal readers.

This is your jolly film and tv show reporter here with another review.

And today, I will be making my 40th film analysis on one of my personal favorite Disney films, Aladdin. The 1992 animated classic to be precise.

Here’s the summary of this beloved tale:

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Greetings and salutations, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the 2nd installment of this year's "Spook Spectacular", and my 5th analysis on a member of the James Bond franchise, I'm gonna give you guys my take of Sean Connery's fifth outing as the title character: "You Only Live Twice".

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Greetings and salutations, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Tom and Jerry: The Movie". The film from 1992, to be exact.

Here's the rundown of it:

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Hey, what’s up, guys. This is AMU back on the line with another review all ready for reading.

Today, I will be reviewing the 2012 version of “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles”.

Fun Fact: In real life, this was the very first review I made of a tv show. It was first posted on my personal website.

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Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here.

Today, I'm gonna make my very first re-analyzing of a TV show! The re-analyzing in question being on the first TV show I've reviewed: "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012)".

To find out what the series is about and what I originally thought of it, click on the link below:

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