"Oi, Phary, a word?"

"What do you need, mom?"

"I was wondering if you'd enjoy having some tea and biscuits in my room. I've some work to do and I needn't do it by myself if you'd want to help."

*Standing nearby, staring* "...Um... Fortuna? Did Kydra slip some kind of language barrier potion in your water this morning?"

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Original song: Mooncakes, from Over the Moon

Key:
Fortuna
Pharynx

Leap! Thrust! Dodge! Slash!
Leap! Thrust! Dodge! Slash!
Duck the opponent and let the sword flash!
Spin and block at each attack!
Then we practice it all again!

Leap! Thrust! Dodge! Slash!
Leap! Thrust! Dodge! Slash!
Lift the bow and hit the bullseye!

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*Walks in* "Okay, will someone kindly clue me in on what is going on with you lot today?! Everywhere I go there's one of you idiots laughing their bloody arses off!"

"...Fortuna, it's because of your accent."

"What's wrong with my accent?!"

"I think they're laughing because of... well, stereotypes."

"...What?"

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Name: Fortuna Larynx
Rank: Fortuna-Domina; [Former] HeadGeneral of the Changeling Hive
Allegiances: Herself (and anyone else that shares her beliefs)
Personality: Smart, strong, courageous, kind
[Former] Apprentice: [Prince] Pharynx Elytron - Pharynx-Discipulus

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*The Changeling Hive, 14 years ago*

"Go on Phary, just talk to him!"

"Tuney, no!" *ducks under Fortuna, hiding behind her forelegs* "He doesn't like me anyway..."

"You won't know that until you go see! Now shoo!" *gently pushes him towards Hivehunter*

"Eep!" *stumbles and bumps into Hive*

"Oof! Hey!" *glares at Pharynx* "What do you want?"

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“Celly. Hero loves you.”

“So I’ve heard.”

“So… will you go ou’ with him?”

“Absolutely not.”

“Please Cellyyyyy!”

“I’m sorry, Apex, but no.”

“You don’ un’erstand wha’ you’e doin’!”

“I’m saying no to going out with the guy who has a huge, slightly creepy crush on me.”

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“‘Tuney, stop it, that isn’t going to work.”

“Oh, it’s not, is it? Then I guess I’ll have to teach you another lesson.”

“What?”

“Always enter a fight with a plan B!” Fortuna then tackled him, causing him to fall over with a shriek.

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