When your pizza rolls are done

It involves Derpy, a syringe, and the perverse sexual act known as skullfucking.
One more weird fetish story to cross off the list of things I've written about.
Anyway, expect that later today.

-Pencil

I am a newer author to FIMFiction and I hope I can please you with what I have to write, I am naturally a person that enjoys to make action stories over romance stories but I will try my best in all genres. Thank you for taking your time to read the blog and I hope to see you all on the battlefield...Bye bye!

No. Really. It's about poop.

At least now I never have to write a story involving feces ever again.
You could say I've gotten it out of my system.

Now, I'm going to go drink brandy and eggnog and cook.

-Pencil

That juice looks like runny jam. gross.

For the chase! bucky drinks concentrated chaos from discord, from my memory it was on a palace balcony so bucky had his facade up, frogive me if i am wrong.

Well, I thought I might see what the largest MLP Art Site thinks of my work so far. Might as well, as I always say.
And here was how it went...

Okay, I've uploaded Hugs For Heroes, that was well-received. Hope I didn't miss anything.
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Let's see what other FancyFleur art there is.
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Heh...that's cute. I'm glad people love this ship as much as I do.
Filters are a bit of a bother. Let's fix that.

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“It’s them! By Saint Erymanthius’s Sulphurous Phallus, it’s them!”

I just wrote that.

There was someone called Erymanthius.

He had a phallus.

It was sulphurous.

And they made him a Saint.

That sums up pretty much everything you need to know about the Cult of Piggsicorn!

Marsupials likely have questions.

I might have some answers.

So, without further ado...

1. Yes. It's back.

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I am going to try to avoid fimfiction as much as possible until the 18th/19th (my last exam is the 18th but I have a school party after). As I have said before, my exams are soon approaching and I need to devote more time to studying than to ponies. I'll probably drop by maybe once a day, maybe more on Saturday and Sunday.
Thanks for understanding!

Or will die

I have a poetry recitation competition today (Poetry Out Loud) and Im really nervous because it's the regionals competition so the top people get to go to state and aaaaaaaaaaaa
I'm already a nervous wreck
I won't be online much today, but when the competition is done I might make another blog with the results

Anyway if I die, blame it on the poetry

Bye!