With the right tweaks, they'd be the perfect way to describe why I enjoy the idea of Shining/Sombra.

Twilight: "Ugh, I hate Sombra's stupid face! I bet he sleeps with that smirk!"
Shining: [Sighs dreamily] "Sometimes~"
Twilight: "What?"
Shining: "What?"

Sombra: "I've been dropping hints that I like Shining~"
[Shining walks past.]
Sombra: "I hate you."

Sombra: "Shining, what are you doing?"
Shining: "I'm drawing a map."
Sombra: "But... those are my eyes."

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