I once watched an old TV interview with Quentin Tarantino from the early 90s. Not like a late-night talk show, but a real, involved interview. In one part he talks about how he approaches writing his scripts. He described his view something like (my paraphrasing).... a story should unfold. a movie where at the beginning you already know exactly how it will end isn't really a story. and neither should the ending be a completely

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A thing that makes me money.

Money allows me to drink.

Drinking allows me to...to...give less shits I guess. And it allows me to write poorly.

So, in summation, work enables me to write shit for you guys. So I gotta do it, and it's being a pain and eating my free time right now. Sorry. I will have some new shit up shortly though. And I promise you, it will be alcohol-induced as ever and may or may not involve vomiting. Well, if it doesn't, I'll just drink till I throw up. Sound good?

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Not even 8pm yet (it ain't even 7pm yet!) and I'm already buzzed!....expect a drunk 2017 post at midnight!!!!

Story ideas. I could use them for my hangover.

I found that hangover can bring ideas out.

It's being halfway decent at My Little Pony Fanfic. Even my original novels. Are basically. My Little Pony fanfic.

It's what I've got and Imma use the fuck out of it before my time in this horrible hell world is over.

Now. I'm pissed at myself for doing something stupid I'm not going to tell you about and drinking coconut rum. Because I'm too masc, I guess? Like I own whiskey so bad its a test of manhood to drink it, but no, coconut rum. Must. Be. Gayer.

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I dont know about you, but I thinks I'm a widdle drunk. Either way, im feeling chilled and relaxed. It's alright

I'm not wasteed, those faux are over. One glass is all it takes. Speyside is strong stuff. I'm a sleep now. I love you, baby girl. I love you, everyone

If I were to pass right now, I want you to know i love you. FireRain is out for now. I'm so at peace with being me. I I've done stupid stuff in my lifr, but it's okay. I'm content

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As I'm typing this, I'm drunk.

Last night, when I was going to bed, I felt this dizziness as if I were drunk.

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AMA time, baby. Hit me up with the questions. I have five hours to burn. Mostly because there's nothing good on tv and it's another good excuse not to write anything once again.

Uh, you didn't hear that last part. Or read it. Unless you speak out loud when you read. Then just, um, do whatever I guess.

By Lionel

Hey that year 2016, right? Real mess up of a 365 days, ya. But it's the holidays so get holly for jolly's sake. Spark the hearth, light the menorah, hit the nog, guzzle the sherry, mince the pies and live in excess for a day, like the Ghost of Christmas Present would want you to, that bearded goodfellow glutton him. And hey, expect some neato surprises from me in the coming months. No specifics, but it'll be swelly delly I swear on me mum, Millennium Hand and shrimp and all that jazz. Then

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We got someone good! Patchwork Poltergeist! Milksnipe's twitch!

This is what happens when I procrastinate what I'm supposed to be doing.

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From an upcoming story, hopefully:

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You know your drunk and have stayed up too long when "they" begins to look foreign
mmmmmm
All the words are spelled funny

You know, I always thought the bar crawl was something only suited to cheap 'drunken frat' movies but... it really is an effectiver way to get around those pescky drink limits! Grab three or four drinks one place then switch places every half hour. It works great! And I only had to worry about looking sober for a couple of minutes at a time instead of trying to mix drinks while shitfaced! Dat ain't easy yo. I ain't been this drunk since I stopped doing shots at Tha Farm! 18 long

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Sort of.

Many of you guys showed up (thank you everyone!) to watch me stumble around and be stupid. I got extremely pissed, and I barely remember any of what happened. But finally, the whole uncut playthrough finished processing in youtube, and I present to you, shamefully, the fruits of my labour (because I was drinking port. HAHAHAHA.)

Ladies and Gentlemen, Drunkentale.

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Since it's taking longer than i epscected to do the first episode, I figured I might share with you I a clip of the first episode. You know, just to satiftiy that craving.

And ye, I am drunk while typing this, as u can see by the spelling errors inconsistent with how I usually type. Which is no spelling or grammatical erooes btw. :derpytongue:

Weirdly enoguh, I maganed to stomach it.

Then again, I ate my doughnuts before it got to the gory stuff, so, like, didn't lose anything.

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