"The owner of the building called to report a squatter on her lawn, usually we don't get involved on something this minor but apparently they've had some history together, so we came down to make sure it goes peacefully."
"Thank you for coming, officer. That's the wagon over there."
"We've been getting a lot of calls about excessive noise in the downtown area, usually around noon every day. We don't anticipate any trouble, just ask her to knock it off. Should be nice and easy."
So Authority Cop was disowned by his family for being a brony. I knew anti-bronys were bad but this is fucking ridiculous!
http://www.fimfiction.net/user/The+Authority+Cop
"We got a call about a pegasus flying over Ponyville, seemed to be having trouble flying in a straight line, was yelling erratically. We're assuming she's intoxicated, just gonna fly an intercept and have a chat with her."
"Excuse me, ma'am."
"Good evening offisher!"
"We've gotten a lot of complaints about this place in the past, usually excessive noise and foul odors. The owner is a known veterinarian, usually been pretty good about keeping on-top of things, but lately the complaints have escalated so we're gonna pop in and find out what's going on."
"Good morning, ma'am."
"Oh, hello, officer. How can I help you?"
"Recently with the restructurings to the changeling government, there's been a lot of internal tensions. This one is apparently the ringleader of a resistance group and he's been pretty outspoken. We don't think he's done anything drastic yet, but the leader is concerned and wanted us to have a talk with him."
"We've had reports of a cloud of black smoke coming from the mountain since late last night. The cloud has grown to encompass Ponyville, definite public health concern, so we're gonna find the cause and get it stopped."
It may be hard man but don't give up
1,103 episodes.
32 seasons.
31 years on the air.
Six production companies.
Aired on three separate networks.
One TV show.
March 11th, 1989 to May 11th, 2020.
I might be controversial in saying this, but may the TV show that I grew up with, COPS, rest in peace.
"Bad boys, bad boys, Watcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?"
Hello, and welcome to the third installment of my new blog series! Today, a most ludicrous show known as Inferno Cop.
Cops, they never do there jobs right or even prevent crimes but they will stop everything they're doing to to yell at you for calling them and to solve our own problems. Fives times they ignored me and aggressively told us to deal with it. Okay me and my hubby will deal with the extremely violent man who keeps trying to attack us every other week. Last week he kicked our front door down and almost stabs me ad cuts my hubby but they wont do anything 'cause he's under aged(17) earlier today(11pm)
This is me trying to get some thoughts in order, based on a lot of things at once. Normally this would be a Wholesome Rage piece, but too much of it has happened on this site to separate it from that context.
To the cop who just gave me a ticket for “riding your bike on the sidewalk on the wrong side of the road” and making me miss my bus, thank you so much. I feel so safe now.
Haha just kidding. I hope your house gets firebombed, your loved ones disown you, you get brain cancer, and most importantly, that you eat my entire ass.
Hello there! Happy 2021 first of all. Gosh knows last year was pretty awful for a lot of people. I'm hopeful this year won't suck as much. And maybe things will get better with time. I know it's not going to happen right away, but I'm choosing to believe in HOPE.
Do you think that Rainbow Dash has a lot of fines for going to fast or entering no fly zones? I don't mean the hole in the front of your pants. Ponies don't really wear a lot of clothing anyway.
But this brings up a point, how do ponies handle such matters? I know speeding tickets are a viable source of revenue for cities, counties and heck states. You can always tell when one of them is worried about not making their quota when the speed traps pop up in areas you wouldn't expect
Pointless rant incoming
(Shattered Skies chapter releases wednesday, the need to know releases a week from wednesday)
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