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Dec
18th
2019

Branches · 5:35pm Dec 18th, 2019

Jul
3rd
2015

Fic Idea · 2:01am Jul 3rd, 2015

Has anybrony written The Maretian, starring Carrot Top as a plucky astronaut stranded on Equestria's nearest celestial neighbor, forced to grow her favorite vegetables to survive?

If not, and if I have any cachet left in the fandom, I'm throwing it all behind begging someone to write this so I can read it.

Apr
7th
2020

And another one down! · 8:39pm Apr 7th, 2020

Oh hey! Finished up The Good, the Bad, and the Sentry. Which ... despite having a rather low view count, has popped up (however briefly) in the Featured Box? And it's in the lower-three slots which means that it got featured BEFORE, somehow? Guess y'all were just reading the story when I wasn't looking, I guess?

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Jan
18th
2018

BMRL milestone · 7:14pm Jan 18th, 2018

3,500 authors on the list. Which means 3,500 people I've poked with the bookshelf notification! Yes, truly I live the dream. I've bothered thousands of people without resorting to social media.

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Jul
21st
2019

Did I mention I'm going to Bronycon? 'cause I'm going to Bronycon. · 3:26am Jul 21st, 2019

I mean, otherwise, what the hell am I supposed to do with these?

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Mar
26th
2020

So, uh, how is everybody? · 4:17am Mar 26th, 2020

As I guess I'm ... okay?

At least in the grand scheme of things. I'm lucky like that. I've mostly buckled down, and I've ... kind of gotten into a routine? Maybe? It's funny, as there were times I was like 'oh man if only I had time to just hang out and write and play video games' and OH HEY I JUST GOT MONKEY PAWED.

Stupid dramatic irony.

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Jul
4th
2016

Live from the Carrot Farm! · 5:30pm Jul 4th, 2016

Hello!

Yes, I realize I've been kinda dead on the site for a while. However, I come back in a blaze of glory, accompanied by our benevolent overlord of the golden harvest, Our Lady Carrot Top!

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Mar
18th
2020

New Story! · 6:29am Mar 18th, 2020

So a little while back, I made a joke about "The Ecstasy of Golden Harvest" as the title of a story I'd never write. Which got me listening to a bunch of Morricone ... which started giving me ideas.

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Aug
31st
2015

Batmare Begins: Second New Chapter Uploaded · 8:47pm Aug 31st, 2015

Afternoon, my lovely followers and readers! As promised, the second of two new chapters has just been uploaded, featuring more of the Dynamic Duo! :pinkiehappy:

What? :rainbowhuh: No, I'm talking about Derpy and Carrot Top, duh! :trixieshiftright:

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Mar
1st
2018

New story! The Carrot Before the Storm. · 5:10am Mar 1st, 2018

This is a one-shot staring Raindrops and Carrot Top. I've been wanting to do a story staring Raindrops for a very long time. She's one of my most favorite members of the Luna 6. I wanted to write a story that addressed Carrot Top growing problem with her anger and the best pony to help her would be Raindrops. I don't think it would have worked well with the other members of the Luna 6. Can you imagine Trixie trying to confront CT about her anger issues? Total disaster. Funny, but I wanted to

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Jan
17th
2018

OOPS. · 8:20pm Jan 17th, 2018

Sooooo, one of my resolutions this year was to work on more original fiction, and less fanfiction.

And a little over two weeks in, we can see how THAT went! Womp womp.

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Feb
3rd
2018

Friday, Friday, Gotta Get Down on Friday. · 4:33am Feb 3rd, 2018

No, not that one fanfic I wrote. (Though it does feature the first mention of Gnollpoleon! Running gags, people!)

Y'see, by "Get Down on Friday" I apparently mean "Go on a 3,000 word writing bender and finish that silly mystery story that all of like two dozen people will actually read."

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Aug
15th
2020

"Batmare Begins" - The Princess and the Prodigy: Part 2 Is Up! · 9:42pm Aug 15th, 2020

Good evening, readers! Not much new to report aside from the fact that the second of this weekend's new chapters is now up. I hope y'all enjoy, and feel free to leave any comments or questions here or in the story itself. Have fun, and hope everypony's having a lovely weekend!

Jun
14th
2015

New Avaturd · 7:04pm Jun 14th, 2015

After a year and a half with my old one, I finally decided to change my avatar. Rest in RIP, devil Carrot Top. You will be dearly missed. ;-;7


December 2013 – June 2015

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Oct
20th
2018

OOPS. · 3:34am Oct 20th, 2018

So I was going to write a 'regular' pony story. You know, something centered on some of the Mane 6 (Rarity, Applejack, & Twilight, most specifically) dealing with a strange problem and a bizzare creature and what have you. I even wrote up an outline in a notebook back when I was goofing around in the woods awhile back.

Aaaaaand I sat down to write it out, and ... it wasn't quite clicking. That, and I was gonna toss Zecora in, and I wasn't quite up for writing some garbled rhymes.

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Dec
16th
2015

le art sigh · 12:09am Dec 16th, 2015

I get about this far...

... and my everything decides to fuck off and die.

Now if you can't tell, this is Derpy and her nearest and dearest. From the left we have Sparkler (or Amethyst Star), Derpy (obviously), Dinky, Written Script and Golden Harvest (or Carrot Top depending on how well she knows you).

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Sep
9th
2016

The fifth chapter of Lunaverse: Galaxy Rangers - The Rangers Nevermore? is finished. · 5:15am Sep 9th, 2016

Hey again. The fifth chapter of Lunaverse: Galaxy Rangers - The Rangers Nevermore? is finished. Now I know you might be wonder why I made Flitter evil in this universe. Well, RainbowDoubleDash once said that if Hurricane Fluttershy before the first story was finished that Flitter or Cloudchaser would replace Raindrops. So I decided to run with that idea and make Flitter an evil opposite version of Raindrops. She's a pretty nasty piece of work. I'm an going to enjoy using her in the future.

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Sep
13th
2016

The seventh chapter and the epilogue of Lunaverse: Galaxy Rangers - The Rangers Nevermore? is done. · 3:38am Sep 13th, 2016

Here is the final part of Lunaverse: Galaxy Rangers - The Rangers Nevermore?. I am definitely going to write a sequel. I have so many ideas I want to do and I purposely left things open so they can be explored later. I think it is important to do that to capture the audiences' imagination and keep them wondering. The biggest plot points to be explored will be the Rangers' identities being exposed and the weirdness surrounding Bon-Bon. I have really grown to like writing Bon-Bon and she's

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Oct
2nd
2016

"Batmare Begins" - An Inebriated Heist Has Been Posted · 8:16pm Oct 2nd, 2016

Afternoon my lovely readers and followers, just letting you all know that the latest chapter of Batmare Begins, "An Inebriated Heist," has been uploaded for your viewing pleasure!!! The last of the latest batch of updates will be posted tomorrow, and after that there should not be nearly the same amount of waiting for the next chapter as there was for this update, I can promise you that. Hope you enjoy this latest chapter, and have a nice day one and all! :twilightsmile:

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Aug
14th
2020

"Batmare Begins" - The Princess and the Prodigy: Part 1 Officially Uploaded! · 10:59pm Aug 14th, 2020

Good evening, my dear watchers and loyal readers! Literally 3 years and 1 day to the day since I last posted a new chapter of "Batmare Begins," I've finally uploaded the first of two new chapters coming to you all this weekend! Thank you all so much for your patience and understanding with me and my terribly slow pace in bringing these two new chapters to you. Let me tell you, there were times I wondered if I really would ever update the story again, but it feels so great now getting to do

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