If you had given me twenty guesses at the start of the pandemic lockdown to name the next movie I'd see in theaters, I still would not have gotten Barbie. Some spoilers ahead, some more oblique than others.
Yes, it’s a Barbie doll advert featuring the obligatory squealing kids, barely able to contain their excitement about their favorite plastic blond. Totally hot. Totally cool. Fabulosity totally included.
Yeah people. Today March 9th, 2019 the popular doll turns 60 years old!!! Insane, I know. To commemorate this milestone, I'm sharing some highlights and pics!:
This week, you get a break from my current series of contrived attempts to mix particle physics and pony episodes, and instead you get my perspective on attempts to mix plastic dolls and historical nuclear physics. It’s time to talk about Barbenheimer.
Original Release Date: October 23rd, 2001
Yeah this one...I kinda been waiting on doing for a while now.
A Double Feature on this beautifully cold Christmas Eve! I present to you my audience, the 2001 CGI film, Barbie in The Nutcracker
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ur welcome
EDIT; I am no longer going to do this song anymore. Maybe in the future, but not for some time yet.
Hey there, Cock Sucker
Hi, Nut Buster!
Wanna fuck a brony?
Sure!
I'm a pony whore
Always wanting more
Frontal or behind
I really don't mind
Stick it in my mouth
Until the jizz comes out
Pony prostitution
Lonely brony solution
She's Cock Sucker; you can fuck her!
I'm a pony whore
Always wanting more
Frontal or behind
I really don't mind
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