So, last night I went to see "First Man". It's a movie about:

(1) a man who can't deal with his own emotions, and really can't deal with other human beings when under stress;

(2) how wide Claire Foy can dilate her pupils; and

(3) how Buzz Aldrin was a completely gratuitous dick, even more so than history records.

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I see tall trees of green,
Bright berries too,
I shall pick a few,
For me and you,
And I think to myself,
Such a beautiful world…

I look up and see,
Amongst clouds of white
Pegasi flying free,
The earth ponies wave goodnight,
And I think to myself,
Such a beautiful world…

The shapes of the cones
With ice cream sweet as pie,
Are also on the heads,
Of unicorns trotting by,
I see them shaking hooves,
Saying, "How do you do?"
They are really saying,
"I love you"

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Happy Independence Day, my friends.

This is your patriotic film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Sound the trumpets! Play the drums! Light the fireworks! And wave the American flag! Because it's once again the time of year to celebrate American becoming its own country.

Today, to celebrate this momentous occasion, I'm gonna give you guys my take of Dreamworks's "Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron".

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