Bad news, friends, I will not be going to Columbus, OH for TrotCon July 15th through 17th.

Because I just booked a $900 acting gig that same weekend. $300 per day for 3 (possibly 4) days, wearing naught but underwear and a mustache, getting accidentally run over in a forest by a divorced couple, attacking the man, beaten with a crowbar by the woman, and shot by a racist at the end for a dark comedy short film.

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I suppose if someone tried to shoot me, the bullets would turn around and jump right back into the gun. I've been in another car accident. I suppose if all I have to show for it is a headache, that's a plus. Almost driving off a small cliff once, and now damn near flipping the car. I've got some luck or Highlander blood in me.

So....

Yeah.

Car's wrecked, my niece and I are okay.

So that happened.

First, the most important bit, something that was recently brought to my attention. Boys and girls of all ages... take a gander... at THIS!

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Or some other clever blog title.

Anyway, is it me or is Fimfiction sort of... subdued, recently? I feel a lot of the stories are starting to just... slow, in both updates and good stories getting out there. I have a tracking bookmark for stories I consider dead, cancelled or on hiatus - there are currently 348 stories in there, and I'm sure I'll have to update it again soon, considering how many good stories seem to have just... died.

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I got this thought in my head that just doesn’t go away. It’s a funny headcanon where Pharynx just, doesn’t feel physically pain, or at least not to the extent most people would.

Like, if you break your arm, it hurts a lot because your bones are covered in nerves and those nerves send pain signals to your brain. It why it hurts.

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I hope you all have a Happy New Year.

I'll be sittin' right here.

Ok—

This one will get a little morbid.

Be warned, this talks about cannibalism and child endangerment in a school argumentative essay.

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When finally found a story but the Author is terrible at updating stories:

Hey look, a famous story... Wow, it's so awesome!!!

Two years later:

Where the Buck is the update... Oh shoot, its canceled

<Stereo>
Can also be
played on mono
equipment
See note over

80255

THUNDERBOLT SENTINEL
I'M GONNA LOVE YOU ANYWAY

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In which I be "that girl" and demonstrate my inability to "have fun".

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Hello, friends! If you're still planning on writing feghoots for the the First Fimfiction Feghoot Contest, get cracking! The submission deadline is this Friday, July 19th at 11:59:59 pm, Pacific Time. If you beseech Super Trampoline for a short extension via PM, he might give you one, but don't push it. Get those stories in; we're almost at fifty already!

A ruler has unusually low standards for both herself and others. For no given reason, which has not yet been questioned by at least a thousand people, said ruler decided to be a male when originally female. She, who is now a he, meets up with a little girl in an alley way alone, which totally sounds like the start of a hentai plot. Cuddling afterwards, they decide to live together in an unusually huge cardboard box. Big enough to not also fit a large

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...but apparently everyone else is will be, to judge by my news feed.

Hope everyone there has fun with the writing panels. Don't drink too much (until after the panels, at least).

A fimfic user recently put out a call for experimental fics (using the term BROADLY.) They even said

Self promotions encouraged!

But what do people think an experimental fic is, anyway? What does that mean to them?

Most of my stories are experiments in how people might react to them...but that isn't really the stereotype that people apply that word to.

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A few of you may be aware that November is "National Novel Writing Month", in which aspiring writers practice writing quickly by writing 50,000 words in one month. I won't lie, I tried to do this, and failed miserably. The combination of exams and upcoming Fo4 has dug (and will dig) a lot of time out of writing.

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After almost half a year, the revised Sweetie Belle arc of Obama Returns to Equestria is finally finished!

Sweetie's Song ③

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I found this old poem in a book a while back (it's The Problim Children, it's really good!) and I got an idea. So here's the poem:

Monday's child is fair of face
Tuesday's child is full of grace
Wednesday's child is full of woes
Thursday's child has far to go
Friday's child is loving and giving
Saturday's child works hard for a living
But the child who's born on the Sabbath day, (Sunday-it's a religious poem but let's ignore that)
Is good and wise in every way

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So uh...

I wrote a story yesterday. Said story took all of twenty minutes to write. I rushed through it super fast to show it to Zap before he went to bed... and then he went to bed anyway.

And now the stupid thing is sitting at number 2 in the feature box.

If I'd known it was that easy to write featurebait I'd have done it sooner.

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Hiii everyone!

A reader sent me a PM earlier asking if I planned on doing a recap for the series because of the big hiatus, and the answer is YES AND HERE IT IS!

Enchanted Carousel is nearly ready to update soon (...again...) so I think this is a good time to give everyone a refresher and answer any questions y'all might have.

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