I found out what could possibly go wrong with playing Alien Isolation

The gribbly bastard is in my dreams now!
Not even playing the game, and it's still chasing me!

Oh where's Luna with a Smart Rifle when I need her?...

Waits you unbelievable, fart gargling, testicle licking, rectal wart!!!

If I make it back onto that station I will pull your teeth out through your ears and use them to saw your balls off so I can jam them in your eyes so hard you'll need a doctor to pull them out again!!!

Then i'll send a picture of it to your mother!!!

So, I managed to finally sneak all the way into the main reactor core. There I am, on the lift going to the lower level, and I have a moment to take stock of the situation, try to put a positive spin on all the things that are going down.

Okay, so, I'm still trapped on a space station that's falling apart at the arse end of the universe, and whose dominant ethnic community appears to be freakish, homicidal androids with a strangulation kink...

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'cause what could possibly go wrong with that?

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