Alright horsefuckers, these two chapters are where the story started getting longer and now there's about 6 thousand words added to both. First and foremost, with Re: 13: Max has more reasons to like Velvet Breeze and their relationship generally makes more sense. I also gave her some background that was much needed, gave her an actual age, and made the woman less... bland in general, I guess. As for Max and Sunbutt, their reunion is a little less 'Oh shit, um...' and is a bit more 'Yeah, so I

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So I got rewrite number seventeen done and I asked myself why it took so long to edit. I put a good amount of time into it before I had to calm down with all the writing, and it didn't take much to realize that it was because I could put 15k into the rewritten chapter and only get 8-10k added to the total word count. Shit kinda just slapped me since I delete and rework a lotta shit, but with 17? 10k added to one chapters is a little excessive and I'm kind of scared of OG: 25 looming in the

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Alright jacks of ass and my dearest readers, we've officially topped the word count for the longest chapter in the story by about 2000 words. The fun fact is that it could have easily been 70k if I didn't delete as much as I did, but let's get onto the differences, yeah?

Final Warning: Spoilers Ahead

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Alrighty, so I've fixed all the links in my bio. The Ringtail Chat has been rebranded and repurposed to Ringo's Writing Chat. Drop by and check out other people's shit. Post your own artistic media. Maybe swing by for a sprint and see how fast you can pump out some words?

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Chapter Twenty-Seven is officially finished, and with it we bring Noir into the picture along with tackling Twilight with the love hug she deserves at this point in the story.

The frustrating thing is that I wrote about 12-15k into the chapter, got about 6k added to the previous total, and have absolutely no clue what I changed because my brain decided to delete those files and kept the squee sound effect for some fucking reason. Speaking of, Flutter.yay might still be up

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Okay, my proud, proud homies. My readers and fans. The people who look at A Thief's Tale and view the fuck out of it:

I have an announcement and it might annoy some people. Chapters 51-73, as in 'Fuck Me, and Not In The Nice Way' to 'The Dawn of Kaid Maximus' are all officially an 'IF' offshoot. I repeat, about 23 chapters are now and forever obsolete and noncanon. I thank you for your time, sausage, and views.

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Yeah, that's a my b on that one, but it's done now and we come ever closer to the rewrites not needing as much time as they currently take. Again, if you've forgotten, we're looking around 36-38 for faster chapter releases, so hold onto your assorted cells and bear with me here.

As Always, Stay Cool Kids

Chapter 36 is officially done as of this moment, but I might wait a bit longer to drop it so I can get started on a backlog. That said, eh. Just lemme know.

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So I've been rewriting A Thief's Tale as I've been posting it to RR and it's been taking longer nad longer to get through the chapters. I'm not upset bty this in the slightest. Every corner, every paragraph, damn near every situation can be touched up. For example, Life in Technicolor: Max is no longer all that upset with Rainbow. He's mostly scared. His meeting with Celestia is less suave and charming. Much more 'goofy-fuck' with a penchant for being endearing. So far I've msotly jsut

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Yes, me, I know what time it is, and we're nearing the point where I can focus-in on tying the rewrites into the shit I originally started touching up. Good times.

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Okay, so I posted three chapters and didn't realize it. I'm doing Re: 13 now and am getting deeper into Max's interactions with Velvet Breeze, which is... It's getting fun. It's basically the whole reason behind the rewrites; To revisit the story chapter by chapter and have more fun with every one of them. I've read through A Thief's Tale maybe... 6 times now? This being the seventh. Every time I read through it, I couldn't help but notice more and more that I wanted to change and now that I'm

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So I've completed rewriting a good portion of the first 40 chapters of A Thief's Tale, and a lot's changed. Most of the beginning chapters are twice as long as they were previously and I nae-nae'd them bitches like you wouldn't believe. That being said; should I replace the existing text, or should I post the alt-start as a new story? Max is the same guy for the most part, but the early Mane 6 are damn near completely different. The dialogue is also a damn sight better imo, but I'd like to

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So uh... I was thinking about the rewrites and was all like, 'Yo, when tf does Lupa fuck off for that quest?' and then I was like, 'Yo, wasn't that like, Chapter 26?', but then I was totally all, 'Shit, that's 27 and I just posted that.'.

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Recently my laptop crashed. It crashed hard af and I had to factory reset it.

Guess who used Notepad for everything.

My salt levels are so high that I'm pissing salt, and it burns coming out. I'm about to make a fortune selling my white rain as coke to middle schoolers. Fucking salt levels so potent they'd die of dehydration after one rail. My cock salt is fentanyl-level deadly, Goddammit!

ARGHHH

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK

I forgot to make a blog post regarding the release of Re: Chapter Nine, but that's partially because I've been doing a rework of chapter 14 because important chapter. Now, not only do I feel like half of the chapter makes more sense, I also added 6k to the damned thing and it took me 1: All night to read it 2: All night to rewrite significant portions 3: Stay sober enough to get shit done. If you'd like to read Re: Chapter 14 with its tonal changes and reworking of the sex scene, all I

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