Straight guys are sharing the things they avoid for seeming "gay".

I mean... Hi. I mean, I get it is not really your concern as readers once you made it past the hellscape that is the third chapter, but... You could have t least told me about it. I was wondering as to why hundreds if not thousands of views were dropping since that chapter! I was cringing so hard while reading it, oh my good everything, I cannot EVEN like ugh believe I wrote all that. LIKE that.

Read More

Ok...I had to post this,so,this technically happened at my cousin's school but hey!Who cares?

So,they were having Maths today,and their teacher was all;
'I don't give a s#@t about those kids anyways'
He was writting some Maths exercises on their board,so one student that was on the last row,gave another student a sandwich.
(The reason is still unknown)
That student was sitting near a window,and,when he was given the sandwich,he,now 'bear' with me:

Read More

Bread got published! One dislike, i see how you feel, I didnt cry at all.

Anyway... moving swiftly onwards *laughs* I began facepalming myself. I see suggested stories that people wrote, and then im like 'yooo why di'n't I think o' theze..' while facepalming. (CXK reference, wink)

I gotta hand it t' y'all, you guys are so good with stories. Keep it up!

Oh dear lord, no...
For those who don't know, recently a little four year old child fell into a gorilla exhibit at a zoo in someplace and the zoo officials had to shoot the giant ape down fearing the ape was going to harm the young child after dragging it around a bunch of times.
Now the actual video.
Why?

Read More

Pookie-
Duct sealer, comes in a 1 gallon bucket, a water based paste that you spread along seams of ductwork to prevent leaks

Manipuri food-

Read More

And we're back.
I'm here violently savaging a film you don't really care much about for really no-one's pleasure but my own.
You see how annoying it is from my perspective now?!
I kid...

Anyway.
So we're about a quarter through Nicholas Nickleby 2001 and have gotten past the Dotheboys School Saga and I feel virtually nothing.

Read More

Sadly, neither do the authors on this site.

We're all well aware of bandwagons, and how they get annoying almost right away. Human In Equestria, Five Nights at Freddy's crossovers, Cosplayer in Equestria, something about peaches...

...and now we have a fad about writing about a character... masturbating.

Read More

Okay, so today I was supposed to be going to Spain with my kids for nine days. Yay!

But missed flight.

I won't go into all the details, but it's probably a combination of my own fault and misleading departures information boards at Luton airport.

So anyway, next available flight to Girona was from East Midlands Airport, so I'm chilling in Nottingham for a couple of days.

Read More