To the cop who just gave me a ticket for “riding your bike on the sidewalk on the wrong side of the road” and making me miss my bus, thank you so much. I feel so safe now.

Haha just kidding. I hope your house gets firebombed, your loved ones disown you, you get brain cancer, and most importantly, that you eat my entire ass.

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Welp, looks like it’s back to my alt account for another 30 days. At least I got all that great shitposting in first.

Expect a new story out tonight.