"On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
A partridge in a pear tree."

Okay, first off, my true love's been offline since July 15th.
Second, I prefer apples to pears.
Third, while I'm certain that a partridge's song is beautiful and I've never heard it, I don't really want a wild bird in my house.
Fourth, a bird in the house is a sign of death. I don't really want to die.

All 12 Days of Christmas sound like a White Elephant game, honestly.
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The Twelve Days of Derpy

On the twelfth day of Derpy , my true love gave to me,

Twelve flying lessons,

Eleven head injuries,

Ten eye surgeries,

Nine lightning clouds,

Eight pizza slices,

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