Why did Maud put Limestone on the window sill?

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The other day someone gave me a candy labelled 'High School Musical Candy' I tried it..and all I can say is..what the hay was Disney thinking!? it was >beef flavored<... beef flavored candy!..BLECK.

Listen.

Sometimes, just sometimes, you see something stupid. And you start laughing. And then more stupid ideas just sort of tumble into your brain. And soon you're giggling and thinking about this stupid thing, and it's hilarious to you. Way funnier than it actually is.

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It's been a month since I started my job. As you may have noticed, my Fimfiction activity has actually increased of late, since I can't actually do anything. I finally found out why yesterday: The company isn't licensed to create another GitHub account, so they need to clean out an old one, including any potentially useful tweaks that haven't been pushed to the master branch. The end result is that my ability to live the dream and get paid for reading fanfiction will likely be coming to

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Equestria Daily got added to the Library of Congress!

As part of it's effort to archive the development of web culture Equestria Daily (and twenty-nine other sites) have been added to a web culture archive in the Library of Congress, and while I think that's super fucking dope all around, there is one, amusing implication I realized.

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So, a few days ago I realized there are a few similarities between two groups of characters from two very different shows: the Cutie Mark Crusaders and the Detective Boys (aka The Junior Detective League) from Detective Conan (aka Case Closed). They are both groups of young members of their respective species (ponies and humans) and they both get into situation that no one else gets into. Usually by their own initiative. I confess I started to giggle when I thought of them meeting. I may

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First of all, I just want to say THANK YOU to everyone who commissioned me in the last month. It was a huge help, and I ended up getting more than 20 commission requests! It helped me get by, even when things were hard, and the tips some of you gave me was incredibly wonderful. The little extra I got with that actually helped feed me while I was taking care of my idiot cat. I seriously cannot say thank you enough.

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Check out this hilarious YTP my friend Toby from the college I'm attending made of my audio reading of The Raven. I feel truly honored to be the source material for such a project.
Video link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7RCRdEYQjo

Works on FimFiction I've Proofread/Edited for (From most recent to first)
Hidden Wonderful World of Pinkie Episodes by Robipony

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Exhibit A

Sooooo, I'm old now.

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#Blog #Bloggerstribe #AllGoodThings… .
25th June 2020

Hello, Chaps and Chapettes,

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My dear friend milk wrote me something. I didn't emotionally blackmail him into it at all. Also, I judge him VERY harshly for his choices involving scotch.

Go read this and tell him it's great!

Thanks for all the birthday wishes folks. Take care.

-Pencil

It's happening again!
I love these people. They are lewd, funny, and still try to be decent human beings I feel like we make them less so every time they come on our podcast, but here it is.

ASK THEM QUESTIONS HERE! (join the damn group)
WATCH THE BARCAST LIVE HERE!

We gon drink.
See you there.

-Pencil

What are you people doing? No. Stahp. Why.... why have you... what have you...
...
Well, I need a scotch now.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/396103/cumming-to-get-the-mail

I'm so ashamed/proud of you. Good job.

-Pencil

P.S. apparently Priest was so confident that this story would do poorly, that he said he'd do a six hour slave stream where he does whatever people tell him to if it hit the box. So... fingers crossed on that.

I don't think I've ever posted a blog where the phrase "apropos of nothing" is more appropriate than here. I just wanted you all to know that this song exists:

It's been a rough week for everyone, but we're gonna power through this and try to power through with the help of alcohol!!! Yay! Come join us and make us feel better about our lives, and remember to come ask totallynotabrony all sorts of horrifying questions. He seems like the sort that can roll with the punches.

LET'S DO THIS: https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

See you there.

-Pencil

I stared at a jug of cookie dough for like an hour today.

Fresh donuts in the house, cookies and brownies.

I need to cut back though on my sweet intake, so I'm just nibbling on some honey bunches of oats.

Gosh I wanna cookie...

Got to see, You're Next today.

Nice to see killers being grammatically correct in the mist of a murder spree...

I appreciate that.

This was done in 2019, but I just found it. So, thought I would share it with those here, in case others haven't seen it before.

A Critical Role one-shot with Tails of Equestria. At the request of Princess Twilight Sparkle, Countess Pi, Tomeytine, Trixie Gadgets, Peaches Silversong, and Whirlypoo, escort a unicorn stallion noble back to his homeland. Although, things may not be as simple as intended, as there is a bit of tribalism, and some very angry rock dogs about.

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I'm sorry for not being all that productive as of late on the updates. My mind has been a bit preoccupied on doing one thing

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