Back in 2015, GaPJaxie reviewed my robot story. Now I’m about to return the favor. Today I review...

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Irma kinda threw me off, but I'm back at wording along. For those of you waiting on the ongoing fics to update, sorry. I am working on getting those out ASAP. I've also got a few other projects in the works(but really, when do I NOT have like a dozen other side projects going at once? Fics4days), so keep an eye out for those. Hopefully I'll have a couple of things ready to post very soon.

Stay classy.

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So I finished a Starbuck’s frappuccino a couple minutes ago and let’s get this done while I feel my heart speed up.

So I don’t like most coffees. I’ve only ever had one other cup prior to the one I just downed. Get me a frappe or some other frozen coffee though and you good.

I don’t really like tea either? Like, I like tea with lots of sugar in it haha

But like most coffee is bleh, and this blog is about coffee anyway so

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Art, as usual, by my longtime pal and illustrator, Colby “Greenfinger” Green. Commissioned in tribute to Grant Imahara, the character Umahara is based on.

Take care, folks, and see you again soon.

soooo ya, apparently im an idiot and didn't notice the reply button for something and instead replied directly on someone's homepage. perhaps I've been drinking too much. . . oh well whatever can you do? still working on lucky and the search for friends BTW, its just going very slowly cause life sucks alooooot of the time (damn you entropy)

anyway's ya, i suppose i have to give gum gum now don't i?

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Before I start, a quick disclaimer: I'm not going to be talking about actual politicians or anything in modern-day. This is all grounded in fiction. It's also somewhat related to Fullmetal Pony, but really only the process and not the progress. With that out of the way, let's start!

Ah, crap.

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I can't stress this enough, guys. A dead comment section means a dead CYOA. I can tolerate a dead comment section in the vast majority of cases, but as this is a CYOA, your voices are its lifeblood.

Personally, I think I'd be down within the first few days, as I'm slow and weak

I don't know exactly where to start with this, so bear with me if it gets all over the place. I wasn't around to get the full story.

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Please see Gay for Godot's original message on how you can help.

Day #4,873.

Things are looking dire.

Everyone is sick, except me. I am alone, now. When I attempted to open a fruit known as banana to eat for health, the banana ended up underneath the refrigerator:

I promptly burst into peals of laughter.

Now, I await for the disease to strike me as it has struck everyone else.

Captain TMF, signing out.

So, I just posted my entry for Categorical Grant’s snugglefic competition, and it is an MLP40K fic.
In the Grim Darkness of the Grimdark far future, there is only Grimdark SNUG. Grimdark.

Source: https://derpibooru.org/images/2776089

There's not much to really say about this one. 1,000 word stories are as short as this site allows, and while I can (and have!) gone into more words than that on the Mustang II, I don't think many folks here are reading this because they want to know all about unloved '70s cars.

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Guess it's time to go over the games I want to acquire. Shouldn't be much though. I'm a fag that constantly plays Payday 2 or crappy Mobas like Heroes of the Storm. Anyway, let's see...

Well Dark Souls 3 comes out soon (avoiding any spoilers for that like the plague and you should too, the best way to play a game like that is blind), so I better buy that in the near future...

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My New Story should be out and ready to look over if not right this second, then soon™. Hopefully it'll have been worth the wait, and if not, ah well, can't win 'em all. At least I got the monkey off my back and also remembered that fimfic doesn't do indentions in stories so I ate up like an hour and a half of editing because I'm retarded and forgot.

But yeah, hope you all enjoy, updates on it should be every Friday, if not sooner.

As usual, my SA reviews will just be a link... I know, I know, this is annoying. But I don't want to copy-paste all that. Yes, I am too lazy to click a few buttons.

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See ya next time!