rule 0: make sure your players are having fun.
rule 1: be a player in the types of game you plan to DM in.
rule 2: don't be afraid to not know the rules
rule 3: be a performer, your as much a storyteller as a DM.
rule 4: don't throw the first punch in a fight in real life, be kind to your players.
rule 5: use the flying purple baby. ALL HAIL THE PURPLE BABY!

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Yesterday was weird. I barely remember it! It's almost like some mysterious, naughty force took me over.

Ah well, surely I couldn't have done anything too mortifying. Right?

Riiiight...?

I'm not dirty!

There's a beautiful new group floating about the æther today. It's full of handsome creatures and spectacle galore! Now you're probably thinking, "well, golly gee, Gardrek, where can I find this beautiful new group? What is it called? Help me, gardrek! You're my only hope!"

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It's as cold as balls here and it's only going to get colder.

Run to your warm, empty rooms and find those spoilers!

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Remember that time a couple months ago when Wanderer D asked me to write a chapter of Sunset's Isekai with him? Apparently that worked out well enough that he let me collab on another one. And as it turns out, we decided on a crossover with my most dreary and depressing story to date, The

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So, after someone mentioned it in a comment on A Pony Named Nope, I finally decided to check out Wanderer D's story Sunset's Isekai. And... given that Nope is a character plagued by randomly popping up portals, and Sunset's bar, well, qualifies as exactly that, I could certainly see those two interacting, yes. But not quite in the way reader238 envisioned it.

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Original Release Date: October 27th, 1998

Yes people. My all time favorite Disney sequel is now 25 years old! My oh my it's been an age since I've seen it!

(Original trailer)

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Time for Ponyfest 3.0!

Ponyfest Discord server: https://discord.com/invite/nSDGJCg
Ponyfest website: https://ponyfest.horse/

And boy do I have something for you all.

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first name: Shaprax.
last name: Dricil.
species/races: Dragonborn & male.
classes: bard from the College of Whispers.
age: unknown.
Height: over 6 feet tall
Weight: almost 250 pounds
Eye Color: green
Language: Common, Draconic, Yipyak, Dwarvish and Elvish.

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first name: Verric.
last name: kobold necromancer. he does not have a last name but who every ask for his last name, he always said "kobold necromancer" so... yeah.
species/races: male kobold.
classes: necromancer.
familiar: weasel. and don't call the weasel a "he" she will get piss off and will try to bite your face off.
age: 130.
Height: 2'8".
Weight: 47 lb.

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