Alright, 2021 left us with a rough day. Seriously. Betty White died on the 31st. Which is just awful. She was wonderful! People on Twitter started to claim Queen Elizabeth should have died instead. Alright, as a Canadian I am highly offended by that. How about, NOBODY should have died. I don't understand how people can wish the Queen death so easily. Was most of the joking? Probably. But we can't deny that there were a few people being serious about that.

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I am addicted to procrasturbation. The ADHD medication I take that helps me function also increases my libido and ability to focus on one thing for a very long time. You do the math.

I can't remember if I posted this song before, but if I have, well now you know what it's about.

Facsimile Friends
Bryan Chandler

Verse
Gm F
Intoxicating: the high of sweet surrender to the fact that you'll inevitably fall

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Welp, my uncle just pissed me off (what a shock).

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So I've found a bunch of old fandom songs (namely Flutterwonder) and now I'm freaking crying and contemplating literally everything.
Dysphoria literally doesn't show it's face unless I think about it, and then I get a weird rush of just ugh and then my body feels all weird-

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Well, I'm here again with a debunk of Mykan...

...Sorry, force of habit.

That's right. This debunk has absolutely nothing to do with Mykan. Don't worry though, I'm sure he'll make it about himself somehow. No, this debunk is of a forum thread in a group on this site. There are 3 kinds of haters of MLP G4 (and I know that the fact that I specifically refer to it as G4 will get under the skin of those who fall under today's topic).

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Alrighty, so, I recently got a special somepony and I told my parents and now I am living to greatly regret that because I am now terrified because I might have to break up with her, and I'm not even supposed to be dating yet, and it's all my ducking fault. Just another thing I screwed up on I guess.

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My sisters ended up cutting me out of their lives. I cut them out of my life as well. For this to happen on the day after my birthday makes it so much worse.

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Recently, I asked someone for a favor. There was something I needed help with and they agreed and gave me that favor.

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Or as I like to call it "The Riches Have Some Issues To Work Out But Ultimately Have A Healthy Marriage Because They Love Each Other And You Can't Stop Me So There ".

But my prereaders told me that title takes too long to read, so I named it after an economics thingy instead.

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I think I owe everyone a bit more about why I went on hiatus, and pardon me if it's sloppy, I'm on mobile.

Writing is the best, really.

But it's been difficult lately, and I'm constantly overwhelmed by a lot of the things about this community alongside my work.

There's an archetype on this site of a writer who has maybe a single story or so and about 30 upvotes and 100 tracking.

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OK, I want to have a semi-moan at the fandom regarding G5. It's nothing too serious, but I still thought it was worth discussing. No, it's very serious.

Twilight is the Bearer of the Element of Magic and the Princess of Friendship, correct?

She becomes the sole ruler of Equestria, correct?

The fandom had a go at Hasbro because they didn't like the idea of her outliving her friends, right?

Sombra destroyed the Elements of Harmony, right?

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Okay, I assumed you read the title of this blog and I know what you guys are probably thinking; “But Bezier! You have like half a dozen changeling OCs! Hypocritical much?” And don’t get me wrong, I am a changeling fan myself. Before I start venting though, I just want to clarify that:

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Hey out there in internet land. Short time, no see.

Sorry to those of you who have been messaging me with commissions and stuff If I've seemed scattered. Rough week doesn't even begin to describe this week.

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Not an hour and a half ago, I got chewed out by my aunt for something, that I'll admit was rather goddamn stupid on my part. And while this was going on, I basically acted like a dog with his tail tucked between his legs and the first moment I could, I bolted back to my room and hid.

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Okay, I sort of need to vent/provide some kind of explanation for some things regarding the finale because I don't think I really expressed some things about it when I initially made a blog post looking over the finale as a whole. You've probably heard this a million times from other people and...yeah, I've got the same problems with the ending as everyone else. But the more I think about it over and over...it really pisses me off more than I previously thought.

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(Note: I'm interested in reviewing films in my spare time and this is going to be a long one. In fact, it might well be Part 1 of something. But it probably won't mean much to anyone not familiar with Nicholas Nickleby by Charles Dickens or its adaptations. In that event, maybe you're just curious about why I'm worked up, maybe you consider it justice for me defending divisive stuff like the Disney remakes or Star Wars Sequel Trilogy or maybe you are genuinely interested in Dickens in which

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Hey fimfiction fam. You've probably noticed my lack of activity or stories lately. Sorry about that. It's been really hard adjusting to being back home after the best trip ever. I'm essentially crashing from the high and have been for the past week or so, so even little things have been really overwhelming. I wanted to just vent about this a while, so If you aren't into bitching, don't read on.

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Man, this last May has been the worst month in recent memory. From the first week to the last, it has been utter trash. Just one thing after another. And now, as the month closes, I think I'm just drunk enough to pour my problems out here. I don't expect anyone to care, nor do I see any reason for you to. I just feel like saying it to somebody. So if you don't mind hearing this burned-out hasbeen's problems, have a seat. It shouldn't take too long.

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This IS a vent so if you read it and bitch in the comments about this I will laugh humorlessly at it.

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Griff was sobbing loudly into the atmosphere, his shrill cries punching through the air until pins and needles seemed to pierce the inside flesh of his lungs. His grades were dropping, his will to live with it. He let so many people down, so much more so than he had himself. It’s been months since he last worked out. He let himself go, truthfully. 

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