Hey fellas. I've got a tip to help get you dem ladies.

Did you know, if a lady sees you and raises her eyebrows, it could mean that she's sexually open to you? And the more times they raise their eyebrows when they first see you, the more likely they are willing to have sex with you?

So, if you see a lady looking at you like this:

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Do you guys and gals think that the YouTube Parodies of FIM (Like Smile HD, pony.mov, and Shed.mov) that were bloody and scary back when they first came out in the early days of the fandom, is nowadays considered tame by today's standards in the year of 2020?
Why and how?
Answer away!

OMMN
Spoilers below the break!

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Heyo everypony!

My new story, "I Don't Want To Be Alone," will be submitted later today as soon as I finish editing!

The deal with this one, is that I decided to make it a one shot with a possible sequel. Depends on how much you guys like it. I have some ideas, and if you want to see more of it, I'll be happy to oblige.

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Memorable backing tracks used in McDonald's commercials from around the time, in both electronic stereo and in their original mono.

LINKS:
http://web.archive.org/web/19970607184720/http://www.mcdonalds.com/a_fun/jingles/media/rock.au
http://web.archive.org/web/19970607184720/http://www.mcdonalds.com/a_fun/jingles/media/salsa.au

And some days you get them too!

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Never assume a toaster WON'T fail catastrophically while you take a poop.

Don't burn your house down.
-Fuzz

I think I hear some new ships sailing.

Really enjoyed today's episode, btw. It was amazing.

I had a good night UBER'ing tonight, so I wanted to make words. I asked for help deciding what to write. This was my first mistake.

The answer was as silly as expected:

So...what do you get when you combo
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/386599/horsedong-shimmer
-with-
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/231066/a-dazzling-sunset
?

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I'm chugging away on Path, and the updated re-release of Tales of Fillydelphia. On writing-sprint days I've been averaging about 2-3k words.

I've also been devoting time to a brand spankin new story released just this morning. It's rather flattering to know that I have my own dedicated squad of haters and downvote-brigaders.

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100 words in so that's good, the first push on a chapter takes the longest but I also have been helping my mom with Thanksgiving so that has taken up a lot of my time recently.

To make up that unfortunate circumstance here's my recipe for pumpkin cheesecake. And general notes on how to make it cause why do I write Pinkie really well on baking stuff?

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The responses to the first chapter of Adagio are overwhelming, and while it isn't featured it is on the popular stories bar to the right of my screen. That makes me super happy, along with all the likes, faves, views, and the comments I got. I am super pumped and I have been slowly refining my first chapter over months, now I feel some pressure to make sure I get my second chapter out in a timely manner. In case this part of what I am trying to say is too out of hand, I am trying to say thank

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i love this game

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Progress
Words - 22,431 + 972 / 50,000
Days - 20 / 30
Average - 1,170 words a day (-11) [Required average - 1,667]
Pages - 44 + 2
Chapters - 5 + 1

Total Progress - 46.81% (+1.95%)

Looking for something to do now that PonyFest 2 is done? Let's steal from this thread on Twitter, and add some dragons to our ponies!

Let's try this. Give me the opening line of a book, but add "and then the dragons arrived."

It can have such effects as turning a time-travel romance into a warfic:

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Alright, time for another update. First off I want to both thank all of you for reading Harmonious Destiny and being patient with me during these long breaks.

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