“You know you have impulsive writing habits?”

“Yes.”

“And you know that you have a hard time finishing projects?”

“...yes.”

“And you realize that writing one-shots would be better on your mental stability in the long run.”

“I don’t like where this is going-“

“So why oN EARTH DID YOU THINK WRITING THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?”

“I DIDN’T MEAN TO MAKE IT THAT LONG.”

“YOU PLANNED TO WRITE SIX FRICKEN SEASONS WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!?”

“I DON’T KNOW!”

*UNHOLY SCREACHING*

Maybe when... uh... if...

If there's the possiblity that your sister might end up, uh, pregnant... her fault, really.

Well, maybe make sure that she's not in one of her pony phases.

Because... uh.

Human + Pony = Well...

Sis:

Bro: Don't look at me like that.

I love that humanized Izzy. So cute!

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Hey. Hey guys. Guess what.

We’re doing another Sombra’s Clipshow! There originally wasn’t going to be a second, but while I was going through editing SotS, two chapters in arc 7 needed to be consolidated into one because… the amount of exposition within them was really, really bad. So that left a hole in the plan. So I figured why not run another Sombra’s Clipshow? The last one went so well, let’s do it again! Except better!

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The first post got deleted, but welcome to my Annual (so long as it's only me writing for west) collection of CTS stories set to feature CTEW, Home of the Clocktower Colts! if you're planning on writing a story featuring part of west, DM me, and i'll feature your story next month! but until them, here's some current and upcoming fics set at west, and how they've both progressed, and maybe even a few spicy hints for the future?

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I don't know what in the blue hell happened, but I suddenly had a wave of inspiration and creativity wash over me last night, to the point of writing over 4000 words in a night. I've NEVER done that before. On top of that, I've also almost finished the chapter I was working on because of it. Holy hell!

Anyway, just a quick, sudden update, that I may have some actual content on the way now!

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Look out for any Disney references in this review! ;)

Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws

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Hey, everybrony, pegasus-sister, and cool creature in between! I've got me some explaining to do and it's better that I warn you about how things are gonna work now than later.

Firstly, some context:

Friendship is Worth It is an alt-universe series that chronicles the tales of Equestria GIrls' Humane 7 as they face new situations that will test them and the friendship that binds them together like never before.

Regarding the Alt-Universe Tag:

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Sorry about the delay folks, but time slipped away from me and I had to push it back a day to make sure the chapter was up to snuff for you. Not only that, but I made a last-minute decision to split the chapter in two. So while you won't get quite the same level of revelation as you did with the original (which was 11,000+ words long), you'll get a much better experience with this one and new chapters next week and the week after!

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Hey folks! It's been a while since I last did this and a certain Winter-inspired tale got finished not too long ago, so now is a good time that I give you all an update on what's going on with the Friendship is Worth It series!

EWhen Life Gives You Snow...

• Equestria Girls
• Slice of Life

Cold and mighty ill, the Dazzlings faint against the wrath of a blizzard, only to wake up in the hands of people they would have happily avoided like the plague.

• Alt. Universe
• Apple Bloom
• Scootaloo
• Sweetie Belle
• Dazzlings
• Sci-Twi

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I took a look at the Canterlot Tell-All, but that’s just the Humane 7 commenting on the events of the first three movies. Some interesting tidbits like Sunset wanting to travel the world, but definitely not enough to justify a card blog. So we move on while staying in the human world.

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And that concludes the craziest month of my Fimfiction career thus far. A Cavalcade of Cards is complete, in its glorious entirety. It's a strange sort of feeling, as though I am relieved but also thoroughly empty.

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IN WHICH I BIRTHDAY'D
*ahem* Jesus was Black. Ronald Reagan was the Devil. And the government is lying about 9/11. </boondocks>

Okay, now that I've probably shocked you into unfollowing, allow me to explain myself past the jump.

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Yes, it's October and the voting is over. Now we have winners and Artist chosen. We have all kind of stuff happening this month, unfortunately, there will be no chapter for Journey For Hearth's Warming this month. Due to a massive earache, I was suffering through for a solid two weeks I have fallen quite behind. I'm sorry this happen, the earache has only just recently calmed enough for me to get some work done so I will try my best to do what needs to be done this month and be ready for next

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If anyone really needs the reasons why your sister is the way to go... all the way, naturally. And yes, it's natural, it's much more natural than some of you out there.

Just imagine Fluttershy's your sister.
You invite her to the dance because "you two have the same group of friends". At least, that's how you'll need to portray it in front of your parents.

She accepts because, you know, the two of you are, like, totally a thing... and exactly what it sounds like.

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Literally pure cuteness in a box!

I have no idea what my initial reaction to finding this in a box would be, but I know it would involve a lot of shock surprise, and possibly a cuteness induced death.

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Hey folks! I'm so grateful to all of you who've helped make "Reaping Rainbow" a surprise hit and given me helpful feedback! Props especially to my editing team of Reese, Generous Gypsy, and E3gner, as well as my best pal and illustrator Greenfinger for doing the cover art. Anyway, if you like the work of Sir Terry Pratchett and seeing homages to his work in your horsewords, well, check these stories out while I work on the next few chapters of the story.

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Twilight upon noticing her brother's royal guard armor.

TS: Yeah, I think it's a little too "LATE" for protection now, don't you?!

Hello everyone, so I know it's been a while since this story updated so this time I'm uploading a little extra. Here are the next two chapters instead of just one!

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The last ride has begun..... Now we are only half a season away from the end of the best TV show of all times. And I have to be really careful to not turn this into an obituary with bemoaning what will come in a few months.....

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