Oooh gosh, how do I manage to keep getting sick for all the holidays?
That is almost a serious question, I am confused.

Going to go lay down now.

Thank you, Luna. You were always best princess to me.

THIS THING IS HAPPENING IN HALF AN HOUR! YOU'RE INVITED! GO HERE!!! https://www.twitch.tv/flutterpriest

WHAT: A party to celebrate my 500 followers, namely you guys.
WHEN: Friday 8/5/16 at 6:30 PM PST until people decide they need to sleep or I drink too much and pass out.

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But the caller ID sign says 'No Caller ID'. You ignore it. The call comes again a few minutes later, so you ignore it. Another few minutes later, 'No Caller ID' calls again, you get annoyed, but you ignore it. Again, it calls, but this time, you answer it.

You would probably greet in a pretty annoyed tone.

A soft voice talks. "Oh? I don't want an attitude like that around Equestria."

You immediately recognize the voice.

It was Princess Celestia.

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Come watch the Barcast, have fun with us, and drink. Ask questions, because this guy called David Silver is kind of a big deal, and seems ready to answer some shit, even if it's weird. Over the next two hours, we're gonna get drunk. Join us.

GO HERE AND DO THE STUFF WITH US: https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe
Also, ask questions here and join the fucking group: https://www.fimfiction.net/group/212308/the-barcast/thread/322756/david-silver-interview-61917-friday

Imma go get a beer.

-Pencil

Good evening, everyone! Just a quick update on things, with a new event coming up this Friday!

I've been invited by Milk Barcast and the Barcast crew to do a live interview! And they're taking questions right now!

https://www.fimfiction.net/group/212308/the-barcast/thread/459001/steel-quill-1-15-21-friday-special-time-barcast

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Mark your calendars, bitches, because you're invited to an Internet party. I said I'd do it, and I am, so here's what's going to happen.

WHAT: A party to celebrate my 500 followers, namely you guys.
WHEN: Friday 8/5/16 at 6:30 PM PST until people decide they need to sleep or I drink too much and pass out.

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We continue the Lustbound Congestion Chronicle, it is time to join in the party, and see how far it will go~. Filthy kinks warning.

Time spent on reluctance is time dedicated wasting away. Lingering reluctance leaves a person without decisions and without certainty, pausing their life while everything passes them by. A lingering reluctance withers. Yet to dismiss reluctance is foolish. To make decisions without thought leading down cliffs one cannot climb back up.

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A Friday the 13th game made by gun media and partner with the series creator is developing a Friday the 13th asymmetric multiplayer game. The game is 80's horror stereotypes vs Jason 1vs7, and promises balanced to capture the feel of of the original films. Kane Hodder (a.k.a best Jason) is also on board and will be mo-capping Jasons animations in the game. They even got the original composer who worked on nearly all of the movies. Cause as any fan knows, a Friday the 13th movie without some

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We're live NOW.
Today we're talking to a dear friend of mine, whether he likes it or not, Flammenwerfer. Come and ask him questions about writing, germans, war, emperor Palpatine, bat ponies, awkward sex stories, and how to not give a fuck about anything.
He's knowledgable on all of that.

Just go here:
https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

You can also come harass me if you want to. See you there.

-Pencil

I'm finishing up school for the year- I've got an exam Friday and then I start my summer research block, which should give me a lot more time for writing!

I want to ask, though- how are all my favorite poners on fimfiction doing? Comment below and let's chat!

To be honest I don't even know what is going on this week.

Is it even Friday today?

Ehm, guess there are stuff over on my other accounts at Furaffinity and Eka's portal.
And the event is still going on, though the slots may be claimed soon, I think.

Have a good weekend?

Though, I wish that to everyone who reads this, so that is as it should be at least. Stay Filthy~.

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while trying to study for ap human

lol
"trying"

and anywho Jim is my favorite
and michael scott is very problematic and kinda makes me cringe

and pam is pretty cool too

and i am having a day filled with dysphoria because i very much do not know wtf my gender is anymore and i am suffering in the closet aaaaaa