A few months, I submitted a story called The Party Decides to the Writeoff, about
the Republican Establishment joining together Voltron-style to take on Donald Trump. I figured, on the eve of the final day of the Republican National Convention, it is time to show it to you folks before it goes stale. It has been lightly edited from its original form.

I hope you find it amusing.

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Hey I'll keep it quick. I'm supportive of Donald Trump's presidency, who here supports him? I'd like to know that I'm not alone in this decision.

Trevor and The Best F#@king News Team take a terrifying look into the year 2020 to find out what America could look like if Donald Trump is elected president.

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I personally have nothing against people who are voting for whoever they want to vote for in this election. I know people have their various reasons for voting for Trump, Stein, Clinton, Johnson, or anybody who is going to be on the ballot this year. America is all about the freedom to choose and everybody has a right to pick who they want as the leader of our nation.

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IN WHICH I BRIEFLY RESURFACE
Good morning. Today's MV is the newest song from Ladybaby. Please enjoy, for it is awesome.

Okay, so… I guess I have news or something to talk about, past the jump if you'll join me…

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IN WHICH I MIGHT WRITE MORE
hi. there's this guy who's a musical genius but is better known for memetic history videos. enjoy one of bill wurtz's songs.

yes, even on his own site he always writes in all-lowercase. whatever. please follow me past the jump for news about stories.

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Sleepy Camel Vomits Up A Tie-dye T-Shirt...

Because you shouldn't go around feeding articles of clothing to random animals.
Even if they're claiming to be mostly peaceful protestors.

Zoos have those signs for a reason!

From Melania Trump (Donald Trump's wife)'s speech tonight:

Appropriate for a speech on a day focused on how Mr. Trump won't let anyone hurt you.

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Hey boys and girls. I hope that you're all well.

As my title suggest, I have a lot of things to talk about. So, without further ado, let's get started with the biggest topic of all:

Donald Trump as President

So, as we all know, Donald Trump has won the US Presidential Election, and is to be the new President for the USA, following on from possibly the greatest President that the US may ever have (personally), Barack Obama.

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Do you think Paris would have been safer if everyone carried a gun?

Do you think the mentally ill should carry guns?

Do you think that poodle is going to get off Donald Trump's head anytime soon?

Wait, it's actually his hair? Seriously?

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IN WHICH I WROTE ANOTHER THING
I'll get to that below the fold. First, Laura Brehm's newest collab…

She moved to the UK to study music production. There goes my dream of travelling to Colorado to see her live. Anyway

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I don't usually discuss politics but as a believer of love and tolerance I believe this is important

Consider my share an apology for defending trump and being a reactionary idiot all those years ago when I was younger and more corruptable

Donate whatever money you can to stop trump from getting re-elected, I was wrong about him and am sick and tired of him corrupting and dividing America (not the least of which brainwashing my parents into buying his stuff)

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IN WHICH I WAS TEN DAYS LATE
Greetings, all! I'm feeling a sense of relief. But before I get into that, enjoy some great piano music!

If you'll please follow me past the jump, I'd like to say a few words about my latest story and life.

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... Do you know what I hate? When I look up peaceful piano music on YouTube and in the comments, you got folk telling their depressing stories about being abused and whatnot. I know people suffer but damn, that doesn't mean you gotta bring me down with you when I'm just trying to be inspired.

Anyway, hey all! So as you know, the OCHG Tournament is a raging success with two seasons! Possibly even a third if I play my cards right. But for now, let's talk about Season 2!

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The racists sexist xenophobic misogynous ignorant people got their way and elected the misogynous xenophobic sexist racist lying ignorant mendacious Puppet of Putin.

GTA VI: Capital City

the most important video i can make right now (idk why the thumbnail generation suddenly isn't working) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4BrfQ29MNc

Aloha, Amigos.

This is your friendly film and tv show reporter here with another report.

Now, before I get into what I think of this film, I’d like to ask you all a question:

Has anyone ever wondered what film I believe is one of the worst, if not the worst, movies in existence? One that’s so terrible, I would rate it even below just a one?

Well, look no further, because the answer to your 2-part question comes in the form of THIS COMPLETE MONSTROSITY RIGHT HERE:

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