Ha! Told you AJ would get worn down over the weekend and relent to giving me a ride.

Applejack… do you remember that talk we had last year about ‘borrowing’ my lanyard? It doesn’t matter that it looks dignified slung around your back like a satchel strap, sugarcube, theft ain’t honest.

People, ponies and ghosts of a certain age will get nostalgia from the Teletext-esque design of the opening slide alone. I know I did. And that clever approach was on point all throughout.

I'm gonna need a smaller lanyard…