Why hello darlings! Yes everything is fine why do you ask?

I've written words on both my novel ideas, and I've edited a little of my original novel. And.

Oh.

My.

Harmony.

Novels are fucking hard.

Short stories and novellas so efficient! Set a character's goals and move them forward. Pummel them with obstacles until their eyeballs bleed. They persist because they are a plucky type, quasi-happy ending, yay!

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So, I know this might be ill-recieved, but I'm merging two stories, mainly FOE-Liberators and Clockwork, my giant robot story.

And I'm sad to see Liberators go as well, folks, but I have big plans for this one.

I present to you

Fall Of Equestria-Imagine This!

So, it will be Fall of Equestria, where it has already fallen, but in a last-ditch attempt to save Equestria, Celestia summons a great commander and tactician with a creative mind unmatched, to save her world from Dainn.

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Flight Day is finally here! In a matter of hours I will be reunited with my beautiful baby girl! I literally spent all day getting ready, checking reservations, and (oddly enough) checking that my bags were the right size to fly on the plane. It's four hours till I leave for the airport, and I am SO DAMN EXCITED.

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"I figured it out. Pink Floyd is the equivalent to getting a message on your brain." - from Dragan232

How crazy is that! Thank you so fricking much for making this milestone possible. 1000 may be a small number to some, but that figure is big enough for me. Words can't express how grateful I am that I get to share my story on this amazing website.

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So I'm not dead, and I'm bullying myself into writing again.

I'm happy enough with All Quiet On The Equestrian Front, and with me not being an active part of the EAW team anymore, I'd like to go ahead and let it sit as it is, complete enough for my tastes. I may go back to it at some point, but for now, consider it tentatively complete.

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1. Putting marbles into a big tin and beating them around with a pencil.
2. Googling 'Google' until your fingers hurt
3. Holding a specific key of the keyboard until it fills a whole page
4. Opening and closing a door repeatedly.
5. Staring at a clock for an entire minute.
6. Clicking on emotes forever

Yes, I know. I'm crazy.

But yeah, as long as I don't run out of ideas, Lab Horse, Spacebound Equestria: Fall of a Nation, and various other stories will begin updating pretty rapidly.

Though Lab Horse is gonna be the one with daily updates due to how with an existing plot structure planned out I know what I should write.

The rest of my incomplete stories will alternate with updates.

Geez, I really killed the mood there, didn't I?

Chapter 67 of 71 is out! What can Starlight do laying on her back? A lot, it seems. Next Monday: Carne Asada and a pony named Starlight Glimmer come to an understanding, but do they understand the same

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OPENED UP . . . oh, roll film!

OPENED UP: Knockers Up by Rusty Warren, which is an album "that has Mr. and Mrs. America rolling on the floor from coast-to-coast" apparently. It's in "Superlaphonic Hi-Fi" which I never heard of before. It was showcased on the Oddity Archive. It's from 1960, and, given the nature of the album (and the episode of the Archive on which it was showcased) this was probably hid behind the counter. And the disc is in mint condition, not got a

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not happening yet but it's creeping in. idk. i feel like i operate pretty functionally when i have something to do, and commissions are something to do, but sometimes you really just want to wait for inspiration to hit you like a lightning bolt in your stomach, and the numbers won't go up if you're sitting around waiting~

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Is there a way I can delete various recommendations from things like say Netflix or Youtube? Oh, they say that these suggestions or whatever they are are based upon what I or somebody watches. They say it's fed into some algorithm to "enhance" my experience. Well, if irritate and outright creep me out are what you were going for mission accomplished.

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I can easily say this year has been my most eventful in all 19 years of my life.
Believing in connecting with my followers, I thought I'd list all the crazy shizzle I've been through this year so you might know a little more about the author you love!

So, here we go!

• I've been at the centre of a court case. (Don't worry, I wasn't the accused, I was the victim )

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It is only one more week until Everfree Northwest!

I've never actually been to a con before, but Xepher and Thornwing were kind enough to invite me as a community guest. I'm going to be on several panels, including:

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Attached is an excerpt for my S8 premier-inspired fic, Daydream Warrior. Unless you've read my previous blog post about it...there's no way you're going to be expecting this.

In my homeland, no hippogriff has their head in the clouds.  The expression itself doesn’t even exist, and if it does, it’s just one of the many spatterings of pony culture we’ve heard without exploring.  It can never become one with us, and so we are never warned of the danger.

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