Last week's spoptacular creepypasta riff is squared away. Good work.

Tonight's is here to commemorate the imminent release of Pokemon Sun and Moon (I'm getting the latter because BONEBAT FOR LIFE). Have fun with this Pokemon crossover.

Art by the incomparable Evehly

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something much more pressing has taken priority.

INTERNET.

EXPLAIN YOURSELF.

I'm bored and I'm planning out some more chapters for Dawn of the Ice King but I like multi tasking by reading and some story recommendations would be nice, no particular genre base. Just stories you enjoyed that you think I would.

Hello, everyone. I'd like to recommend a couple of stories for you all to read whenever you get a chance. I know I quite enjoyed them, so maybe you'll have some fun reading them, as well.

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Previously, on The Hat Man's blog posts...

Hats: You guys want an Applejack chapter or a shipping chapter?

Readers: Applejack!

Hats: Okay.

A few Readers: And later on, more shipping! Twilight x Gadget is yummy!

Hats: Twilight x what now?

A few Readers: Doooo eeeeeet!

Hats: No! Look, you want it so bad, if one of you write a Twilight x Gadget fic, then I'll put it on my blog post, okay?

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... and I may have just talked not only myself but a collaborator into some impromptu livewriting performance art.

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Some background first.

So, as some know, I've had two boyfriends and I'm on a third.

The first boyfriend lasted a month and I'm not entirely sure either of us really felt anything for each other. Haven't talked to him in a while, but I still consider him a friend *shrug*

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well it did
and that story can be found here and the review can be found here.

now i never said it was a positive review so don't go there expecting too much praise mkay

Okay, so I needed some story inspiration, (Not for 'WtW?' you guys gave me a ton of really good suggestions I intend to use, ) and I found these videos.

(Link) <-------(You can still click these btw, I just colored them.)

Here's the Second One:

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That's right, it's time for another guest author week for everypony's least-favorite slashfic compilation, and the only thing I seem to have the energy to actually update these days, https://www.fimfiction.net/story/139257/90-extremely-short-incredibly-horrible-shamelessly-bizarre-slashfics-plus-1-thats-just-plain-insane-not-to-mention-a-character-uprising-a-bomb-threat-a-few-optional-stable-time-loops-a-foalnapping-additionally-saving-the-world . Expect great questionably-romantic drabbles

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i want some tea

hopefully

also hopefully it's nothing too serious omg

Good news? Well, I sure got a nice big pile of likes! We're not even twenty-four hours into this thing and it's hit 34 likes. That's pretty decent! Far short of the feature box but not bad. A Gentleman's Price didn't feature on launch either and this story outpaced that one which only managed 32 likes over 24 hours.

Look... I tried.

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I'm in the middle of writing a fic (suprise, suprise; I'm always in the middle of a fic), and it struck me how awful my first ever story on FimFiction was. Honestly, it was absolutely terrible. Let me just go ahead and list my top five of the biggest mistakes any author can make:

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This blog has spoilers for, uh, most of my stories. Primarily the main storyline. If you don't want those, go find another neat blog to click on.

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>notices the recommended

>with the dialogue it's over hour longer

>nop

we are d i v e r g i n g f r o m t h e c a n o n

BLUF: I somehow already completed the draft for the next chapter. Should be dropping this week after I go through it a few times. I also discuss a little about the new Romance tag. Enter at own risk.

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Next two chapters of Project Sparkle are done!
First is out, next coming soon when the first reaches the bottom of the stack, gotta try and stay in that spotlight somehow.
Upcoming at some point soon is a new story featuring mai waifu best pony Applejack. It's partially The Road, mostly STALKER, all post-apocalyptic fun and chaos.
That's all, go about your day.