Izzy has a phobia of being attacked when she sleeps, so she sleeps with 'opened eyes'.
Izzy also has sleep apnea.
She also misses her mama.
The alarm clock only rings once a year.
"I am okay!" says Izzy who just lost her eyes.

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So this was the second funniest part of the episode, but this is a party, right? Huge Zephyr Heights gathering?

Wouldn't this be a pretty big "the royals can't fly!" moment for the spectators below?

Well, this was a first; the new episode wasn't out in time for my 10:30 am break.

This week, we get what is probably the best possible origin story for why mayonnaise is a forbidden word.

"Stick to the smoothies, Sunny."

I think this is the very first time I've found myself agreeing with Posey.

So this episode is a little entertaining, even if it's pure filler at the end of the day.

Are you alone? Noone behind you? Ok, read this for a sneak peek at my newest story, The Corruption.

"Is everything going as planned, servant?" said a strangely glitchy voice.

"Yes, Master. The fools won't know what hit them," said a more normal, high-pitched voice.

"What about the Elements of Harmony? Do they know?" asked the glitchy voice.

"No, Master. They go about their life as per usual," responded the normal voice.

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First person's kind of odd. Most of us, at least here in America, go through three stages of writing. You start with personal narratives, where you voice your opinions, research, and ideas in essays from your point of view. You're probably completely apathetic at this stage. Someone's telling you to do something, and it's work, and for a grade, so you do it. And maybe you do it well—but you do it well within the confines of the system. You say what your teacher likes, you obsess over the

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TYT's YouTube exclusivity will end sometime this year. No release date given.

In Halo news, Microsoft was hit with company-wide layoffs today, including 65 or more people at 343 Industries. Most tragically, Joseph Staten has also left to rejoin Xbox Publishing.

I can't really say I'm shocked. You don't under-deliver for 14 months and not have it come back to bite you in the ass at some point.

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So, the whole civilization has been virtually dead for millennia, but Nightmare Night is still going strong?
Triplets of terror. Made for little girls. Buy them now. They'll watch you when you sleep.
Princess Seferina? More like Robin Hood, with an emphasis on the Hood. She's like Kenny from South Park with that hood.
Here's Hitch, not needing a costume because he's Hitch.

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A fairly decent Pipp-centric episode that demonstrates that being an online personality is a lot harder than many of us give it credit for.

This week, our favorite adorable introverted unicorn gets a crash course in all the worst parts of having roommates. Although, as a fellow introvert, can I be real for a second?

*ahem*

Izzy, seriously: boundary issues. And if she has the privacy curtain drawn, that doesn't mean it's time to poke in and ask "room for one more?", that means it's time to get lost.

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Critter-sit? Sitting on critters? Are you sure you want to do that?
So, they're like pets? The crab and the birds are almost more capable than Hitch and can probably take care of themselves. The others seemed to be doing fine without having owners. So, why are they all sad like?
They're only dangerous if they have access to knives.

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The Night The Meteor Crashed, Sunny And Her Friends Lives Changed Forever. Their Bodies Transformed And Now, They have These Amazing Stretchy Squishy Gooey Powers. When They Joined The Heroes Of Goo Jit Zu, They Use Their Goo Jit Zu Fighting Skills To Protect The World From Evil Forces! This Is Their Destiny!

So, this is one of the more hilarious ways to fumble an upload.

Season 2 Episode 7 of Tell Your Tale premiered today in a bunch of languages other than English.

So... Whenever we get the English version, I'll make another blog.

I—The Inapplicability of Rules for Writers

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Warning: Near-pointless Rant Ahead

I don't know quite how to word this, so it probably isn't going to come across right to everyone.

So you don't like Sparky? That's fine.

Don't expect anyone to care.

So you don't like toilet humor or fart jokes? Fine.

Don't expect anyone to care.

All this bitching and moaning that G5 isn't as good as Friendship is Magic is getting so incredibly tiresome.

Get this through your head:
Friendship is Magic was lightning in a bottle.

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So, last Thursday we had a crazy time skip when it came to Tell Your Tale, and we got a post-Chapter 6 episode, apparently.

The question I pose to everyone that comes to my blogs is, should I continue posting TYT episodes, if they're all going to be post-Chapter 6 material?

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Well, that was a pipe dream.
Her levitation is so loud that it wakes up everypony.
Midnight erection ends with ejaculation (of glitter)
Glitter is the worst. You can never clean it up. All you can do is move to a new place.
How does glitter dry up mane? Wouldn't it preserve moisture instead?
It has a mind of its own. I can't control it. I know the feel, Sunny.
We need a magic word... Viagra!

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It's been a week, so I think I can say this aloud...

WAS THAT ZECORA"S VOICE NEAR THE END?! THAT WAS CLEARLY A ZECORA RHYME!

EDIT: Okay, that was not Zecora's voice actor. It was, in fact, the voice of X-Men 97's STORM! Misty got Storm as a teacher and maybe now, people will stop complaining about her not using her magic. Although, it could have been made more apparent that she didn't know how to use it before!

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Base jumping! From a cloud?
So much equipment. No parachute though?
Opaline always comes out at the worst times.
She must have some quality VR gear to be so immersed.
And smog flows forward instead of back because that's how smoke works?
Oh, so she does have a parachute after all.
Can Opaline actually hold on in this form? I thought she was a hologram.

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No! Not this again! Why is Misty on the thumbnail? This is My Little Pony, not My Little Misty, FFS!
Yes! Ponies finally recognize Misty's true nature and are killing her. Yes!
I didn't understand a single word that bush pony said.
No, no, ponies; hide all these phallic objects, you're going to get me banned again!
Izzy kills Misty with a finishing move. Uselessality!

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