Doing the whole song and dance...

No, not literally. And that guy's not me. I meant the song and dance...

...of falling out of love. I'm not hurt by it this time... we agreed to meet up in five years when she's 19 and I'm 24. (The old "Half your age plus seven" rule... 24/2 is 12, plus 7 is 19.) I hope she and I can actually uphold that promise. And maybe then the world will accept us.

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Not since Donald Trump has a singular figure polarized so many people against each other. Thank god she (he?) isn't real, or else the poor thing would receive death threats. I'm of course speaking of Bowsette, the Bowser-Peach hybrid which somehow exists. She's come to kidnap herself.

The best portrayal I could find, though her features vary.

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Thank Tayman for this quality meme.

This will be a weekly blog series, posted on Saturdays, related to my attempts at writing. As this is the first blog of this type, it will also be the longest. Future update blogs will be posted on Saturday as well but probably not nearly as lengthy as this one. So buckle in: it's gonna be a long one.

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Hello again. As I frequently try to do for stuff contest related (especially stuff I participate in), I like to read stories by other entrants, and since I read them, I may as well review them to shine a bit of a spotlight on the contest and hopefully convince some folks to give them a try if they sound like their cup of tea.

I like contests, and competitions in general, even when I don't win, so this is usually pretty good fun.

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I have a Jinglemas gift story for The Bricklayer which I turned in yesterday that I think I need to post immediately or I'll be banned from the competition next year, and I wasn't entirely prepped for that eventuality, so I'll be staying up tonight trying to rush my two entries out.

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The new Zelda games have given me great enjoyment, and a wistful longing for more which is familiar to many in the MLP community. The Rito in particular have my interest, being in my opinion the best constructed of the races with sadly the least overall screen time. This happy union of heart and mind lured me to write a brief (2k word) fanfic interpretation of the events of Breath of the Wild from Teba's perspective, which I have attached under the page break for anyone interested. It includes

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Please, just learn the difference between "rules of style" and grammar rules.

Stylistic choices are absolutely up to the author (and for the editor to throw a fit about).

There are way too many fake "editors" and "writers" who have no clue which are which....

Hey guys! It's been a while. Had to deal with getting settled into a new apartment, getting a job and just trying to keep myself together for the most part. Just a couple things before the next chapter comes out.

- The new chapter is content complete. Just need to brush over it to see if it's ready to be released.

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Just so no one is confused about any more skits containing pranks, I thought I'd post the pranking rules that I am aware of that are apparently the most agreed upon. Here:

1. No physical or emotional pain-if it does occur, it must not be intended

2. The prankee must be aware of the prank

3. If the prank is not appreciated, apologize

4. No laws must be broken-use your common sense here

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Twinkie
(He’s a total anal slut.)

PonyDragon brought this one to my attention, and while it doesn’t quite qualify for the Not-a-contest, it’s got a pony on Earth and it’s got a pegasus dealing with flight rules.

EFlying While Pegasus

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy

Rainbow Dash keeps landing in trouble. For flying. Seriously? She's starting to think it's deliberate...

• Human
• Rainbow Dash
• Other

Lets Do This · 2.6k words  ·  257  7 · 2.7k views

Which is something that very much has my interest.

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[Disclaimer: While this blog post discusses Rule 34 statistics, it doesn't contain explicit imagery, embedded links to pornographic material or excessive coarse language.]

It's the tenth of the month and you know what that means. That's right! It's time for another in-depth analysis of clop!

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Lemmy from Motörhead, David Bowie, and as of this morning, Alan Rickman. All of them within a month, all of them age 69/70, all of them to cancer.

Shit's fucked up, yo.

[Disclaimer: While this blog post discusses Rule 34 statistics, it doesn't contain explicit imagery, embedded links to pornographic material or excessive coarse language.]

It's the tenth of the month and you know what that means. That's right! It's time for another in-depth analysis of clop!

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Hope everyone is doing well!

It's now November 4th, which means that only TWENTY DAYS remain to enter into CategoricalGrant's CuddleFic Contest, which should be PLENTY of time to write a submission if you haven't started yet. The rules can be found HERE.

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Starlight and her Double Diamond Affair released Monday Aug 29th.

If you have Setting>View Mature on, it will appear when you visit my user page. Otherwise, it won't show at all. Site rules prevent me from providing a direct link as M-tagged stories are not visible.

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