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This amused me.

That is all.

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While it's not new, I have been taking special notice of some things around here lately. So... here you go. I'm sure you can recognize the type of writer around here the video is satirizing.

Parodypasta: Cursed Yu-Gi-Oh Deck

A short story by Emma Lee Downs.

Summary: A small parody of the cursed object creepypastas out there. I hope that you enjoy it.

Link 1: https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3224611/1/Parodypasta-Cursed-Yu-Gi-Oh-Deck

Link 2: http://lyraalluse.deviantart.com/art/Parodypasta-Cursed-Yu-Gi-Oh-Deck-496715341

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Finished my latest audio reading in the past 24 hours: Greenback's 'Twilight vs Barbara, Queen of the Communists'. Follow the link to the full playlist below:

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL0J0lDyiktR4DV8gpWGvy2xLihUmftE0r

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How To Get Dah Ladies - 100% Success Rate!

I bet you fine gentleman are wondering how to get all of the ladies. Well look no further than this tutorial. I've got your back.

So what you will need is:

1. A large supply of chocolate. Get white chocolate too, just in case the lady is allergic to regular chocolate. You can also get that fake chocolate stuff too but, eh, it is not as effective.

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I made a beautiful song. Here are the lyrics for you to enjoy. XD

Also, I was high on orange soda when I wrote this. Don't judge meh. <_<

Wash Dat Bass

By Emma Lee Downs (AKA LyraAlluse)

The first step to being first class,
Is ya gotta remember to wash dat bass,
It ain't that much to ask,
And I don't mean donkey so don't give me sass.

The second step to being king,
Is scrubbing every little corner of your body clean,

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The 180 stone beast has almost killed his owners on more than one occasion due to his sheer size - but that doesn't stop them giving him the freedom of their home.

It might sound like a load of bull but this couple really do share their home with a 180 stone BUFFALO called Wild Thing.

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What is a terrorist's favorite video game to play?

BOMBERMAN.

Do you like pain?
Are you depressed?
Do you like the idea of being tested by god like Job was with no end in sight?

Then this story is for you. This story is for *redacted joke prolly breaks tos*.

Like the character is a slave who gets emotionally, psychologically, and physically abused and neglected.

Every chapter.

Like, if you are a depressed communist who *redacted* sure, this will appeal to you. You can relate it to the horrors of uh colonialism haha.

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I don't like Minecraft, but this is funny.

Why can't this be our real life?

I don't know if this is funny or not, but I give points for effort

I said it before and I said it again. Asia is weird! (This is a commercial for a love hotel if you don't get it)

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Many people have probably heard of People of Walmart ; a site where people share and post pictures of the more crazy happenings that take place in the Walmart stores on a daily basis.

If you have never visited People of Walmart before, here is just a small sample of what you will find on the site. Or you know, any local Walmart if you are brave enough to go into one.

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You can sign up for a snuggling service type website as a professional snuggler and get paid something like $30 - $80 per hour to snuggle people. You can also start your own snuggling business if you don't want to work for a snuggling company.

One of the largest websites that employs snugglers is Cuddle Comfort. There are no requirements other than just liking to snuggle with other people.

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This news article cracked me up so I just had to pass it along. I hope that you get a kick out of it like I did.

A man who changed his middle name by deed poll to Mark ‘I Love Spam’ Benson is getting married in the world’s only Spam museum in America.

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Fine. You douchebags win.

I won't piss people off by writing clopfics that aren't actually clopfics...

But in my opinion it would have been hilarious to see the comments if you ask me.

You tits always make me feel bad.

Party poopers. No cake for you.

Anyway, here's a random video because I've got nothing else and I'm busy tearing my hair out trying to do this Christmas animation.

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I have an idea for a story. I think it's interesting, but not quite my style. So I'm posting it here in case someone else would like to give it a try.

This idea is based on South Park: The Fractured But Whole, would be a bit of a crossover, and contains spoilers for it.

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