Zipp is secretly a tailor.
Zipp gets wasted without any waves around.
Lol, Izzy made her own cellphone and her own operating system. She's approaching technological singularity.
I guess this is the last episode. Everybody died and this is the epilogue.
Oh, my bad, some are still dying.
It's way too hot to go near the water.  Wait, what?
Way to go, Zipp, making fillies cry.

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USA $ is now canon and if you want 150% of a smoothie, you have to pay 200% more because Sunny is not good at math.
Pipp is frustrated because she's small and fat.
Zipp is playing Angry Pegassi on the cellphone.
Sunny puts everything in the mixer without pealing the melon or at least cleaning it. I'm not sure if these smoothies are even safe for consumption.
Pipp gets a small portion because she's small and fat.
The Queen is so good at messaging that the youngling can't even follow.

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Base jumping! From a cloud?
So much equipment. No parachute though?
Opaline always comes out at the worst times.
She must have some quality VR gear to be so immersed.
And smog flows forward instead of back because that's how smoke works?
Oh, so she does have a parachute after all.
Can Opaline actually hold on in this form? I thought she was a hologram.

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That's some weak hoofcuff. No wonder we don't see prisoners for more than one scene since they can just snap hoofcuffs in half without a problem.
You know that hard fruit called ananas that you can kick and throw at the ground and it will still stay undamaged? Apparently if it touches a pony's mane it starts to melt.

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On September 21, 2001, Guy Atchley, the news anchor for ABC affiliate KGUN-TV9 in Tucson, wrote an article about how September 11, 2001 showed us how scared we were and how brave we can be as citizens of the United States of America. In commemoration of the 15th anniversary of the tragic attacks that took place on that fateful day, September 11, 2001, we hereby copy and paste the article here as proof of its

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( https://next721776.wordpress.com/2016/11/12/the-next-two-years/ ) - This is my mom's first post on her new WordPress page, Next. I recommend you follow it on a regular basis.

It’s said that the darkest hour is just before dawn. I believe we’re now there. And as odd as it may sound, I believe there is more reason to hope now then there has been in years.

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*Alternate chapter titles: Respite, Recovery — Didn’t name it either because “Reprieve” sounded better at the time. In hindsight, I prefer Recovery instead.

Okay, folks, we're back with the next installment of this commentary, and for today's topic: Chapter Two(Reprieve)! …Oh boy.

To start I want to reemphasize that every chapter was supposed to be its own self-contained story wherein Gallus would spend time with and learn a life lesson from each of his friends.

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Hello, everyone! I promised I would discuss my writing process for The Bonds of Love like I did with A Day for Family and at long last, here we are.

Originally, I intended to post this discussion as an additional chapter to the story itself, so everyone who read T.B.O.L. could immediately read about its writing process after finishing it, rather than having to hunt it down in my Blog.

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Missing the Mark? Oh no, this will be a Misty episode, won't it?

Yep, it's Misty.

The little growth she got from 4 chapters suddenly vanished.

Instead of to the castle, Misty runs toward the cliff. Opaline can't abuse Sparky if he's dead.

Oh, no, Sparky is missing again for the dozenth time...

How did Misty manage to get past Hitch and all the animals and how did she break in the Sherif's station?

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Sprout Cloverleaf, what have you grown this time? You were dangerous even before you had any powers.
"What do you even do with this many pumpkins?" Can you say Halloween?
Pipp doesn't think. We already know that she can only steal ideas from others. We've been down this road before.
If Hitch doesn't make the laws, who does?
Let's be lazy and not cook pies. Let's have Sparky do all the work.

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Spoilers ahead!

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This entry contains spoilers for its corresponding chapter of Ashes to Ashes. Be warned...

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Can you hear the drums?

I can. They’re not leaving my head. They are not going away.

For those that understand what I am talking about, give yourselves a pat on the back. For the rest of you, I must explain. I must explain a lot.

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With Special Guest: Shagohad

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This entry contains spoilers for The Great Equestrian Art Exhibition(ist) and contains sexually suggestive material. Be warned...

Favors, favors, favors.

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The following are my own personal opinions about two major story subgroups here on FimFiction. They are my personal opinions and I will not think less or more of anyone who agrees or disagrees with me.

I absolutely loathe the Fall of Equestria stories.

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[10:24:42 PM] MetaKnight145: yo
[10:25:37 PM] Stiggy: slept in like a bitch
[10:25:44 PM] Stiggy: you ready?
[10:25:59 PM] Stiggy: I'm also half deaf due to blocked up ears
[10:26:03 PM] Stiggy: like literally
[10:26:23 PM] MetaKnight145: lol
[10:26:30 PM] Stiggy: you know when you stick your fingers in your ears and everything sounds like it's been covered with pillows and is muffled?
[10:26:34 PM] Stiggy: that is my world right now

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Originally Blog Post: Manehattan Update #42: On Hope

Good afternoon folks.

Novel Idea here. I've got something a little different in store for you today. As you all know, last week was our One Year Anniversary Celebration. There are actually a couple things we still have in the works for that but weren't quite ready and still aren't as of yet, but when they are, you'll know. Oh boy, you'll know.

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*Claps hands*

*Proceeds to rub them together*

Alrighty...

So, a new story is out. If you A: skipped the story and came straight to this blog, or B: didn't get all the endings, do it now please or I will kill you I'll be ever so slightly upset at you but no hard feelings.

Just, ya know.... do it.

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