Greetings, oh faithful readers mine. It's been a while since I last addressed everyone this way—which was never, for some of you—so I thought it would be a good idea to bring you up-to-speed regarding a number of my unfinished stories. A State of the Mesa, if you will. So with no further ado, let's get right into it, shall we?

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Because nobody likes it when you spoil their surprises.

And as Pinkie Pie told Twilight Sparkle way back in 'Green Isn't Your Colour,' there's no faster way to lose a friend's trust than to break a promise and share her or his secret.

Well, secrets are what this episode is about.

Or one secret in particular.

One which, in the audience's case, was at least partially spoiled in the merch ages ago. The secret in question?

Cadence and Shining Armour are going to have a baby.

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http://www.fimfiction.net/chapter/1027599
password = Horseshoe

Rough draft, not even a single 1k yet. Quick question to you, the readers.

Does what I have so far embody the ramblings from a little girl? It's not too far disconnected that it only feels like someone intentionally writing the part and trying to make you clumsily believe it, I guess is what I'm trying to avoid.

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Cripes this has been an emotionally heavy season. We’ve dealt with some pretty intense and surprisingly deep themes, things like grief, isolation from friends, and achieving that which you’ve worked for so hard. Characters have been redeemed, others have been given incredible insight, it’s been an absolutely amazing season, and one that will go down as a truly thought-provoking period of episodes, not just for My Little Pony but for kids shows in general.

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MINUETTE AND PINKIE! AND BON BON AND LYRA HAVE FLOWERS! AND LEMON HEARTS! OMFG

If you are looking for a tragic little story about a certain pink pony, take a look at my new story entitled; Diane's Letter: The Last Piece of Pie.

A big shout out to Crow for all the help they gave me with the story. XD

Okay, I've been experimenting creating YouTube readings via the magic of automatic text-to-speech engines, and here's what I came up with.

Listen to that super-sexy robot voice!

(There are subtitles, but you need to click the little gear button on the YouTube player to enable them.)

Sweet Christmas came early. I think that was the best possible thing.

Of course we know that in certain situation Pinkie can snap, lose all her positive energy and just deflate becoming sad, angry and more than a little crazy, but do the other three have similar situations? And will they flip to a more high energy Pinkie like state? Or would it depend on which one? Perhaps Maud and Limestone flip with Marble becoming more Pinkie like? Somehow neither of the two lesser known sisters adopting Maud's stoicism seems quite appropriate.

Any opinions?

"Your turn."

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Okay, so, I got a very belated like on a post I made to the Onyx Path forums back in 2014, which was a followup to a followup of a typo concerning one of the Yozis from Exalted - namely, Cecelyne, the Endless Desert.

(Yeah, you can see where this is going.)

I quote:

Originally posted by hippokrene

"That's right, assholes, Cecelyne is back and all Creation shall know the horror of heart disease and type 2 diabetes."

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(This post is also going to people who have Twinkie bookmarked, because pink pony.)

My brother-in-law mentioned that he was taking his family to visit the Pink Pony. So I googled it.

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Before I start, let's set some criteria of what I think is a good romance and what I think is a bad one - besides the obvious ones like Twilight.

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Pink bounces right up to your computer screen with an happy smile upon her face. "Hey umm... So Sunrise is gonna go for a Memory for a bit. Buttttt” Pink pauses to giggle and smiles directly at you, so cheery it's infectious. “How do you like the story? I mean I know you can't talk to me but maybe leave a comment about your favorite part so far. Also the part you hated the most." Pink winks and snickers as she starts to reach through the screen.

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Hello Everypony,

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Yes, I know I slowed down a bit in making a new chapter, but I finally did it. It wasn't an easy one to write, though. I have 3-4 stories in my head right now. That's not to add writing job as well, so you can see how much I've been doing and thinking on any given day. But this new chapter is much longer, and hopefully more satisfying. Hopefully I'll be able to make the next chapter this week. No promises though. I might get the inspiration somehow to make a lighter fanfic with Pinkie and

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I feel bad for not writing anything on here when everyone else already has... so here's my first blog post.
Also, totally check out my new story The Other Side. My writing isn't the best, but I'm trying, and I have greats things planned for it. Stay tuned!

Pinkie Pie: "SHEPHERD!"

Shepherd: "ACK! How did you get into my closet?"

Pinkie Pie: "I snuck in!"

Shepherd: "I locked my doors and windows."

Pinkie Pie: "I picked the lock!"

Shepherd: "And I put a baby gate on the stairs."

Pinkie Pie: "That was fun to get around!"

Shepherd: "Okay... And now onto the better question: WHY did you get into my closet?"

Pinkie Pie: "To surprise you, silly!" *Blows a party horn*

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Guess there's no more reason to continue the suspense, so for those of you who are keeping up with Pinkamena: The Game, please enjoy chapter 11 today, entitled "His Eyes Uncovered". Make sure you get your sleuthing ducks in a row before you read this one as it essentially terminates the mystery - but the thriller portion of the story is not yet concluded!

Thanks readers, have fun!

Hey gang, quick question.

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