So I was looking around at the offerings of this fine site, and I noticed that there are pretty much no second person stories where the main charcter (the reader) gets capoured and turned into a sex slave. Now I know of three fanfiction where this happens, but I want more. For the record the fanfictions as property of Luna, celestias toy and your new home, both of which I have read, and I liked them, but I want more. I personally like it when all the charcter are ponies, no anthro or humans,

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© Joseph Enterprises 2016.

They did CHIA PETS® out of Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders and Barack Obama!

This was just something that's been in the back of my mind, but if you're curious, no, I don't hate the show, I still love it for what it is and the fans that are still keeping it alive. These are just my personal gripes looking back at the show, so if you don't have a problem with them, that's great. More power to you. And I'll be going from very minor nitpicks to VERY huge problems, at least to me, personally. So get your popcorn or french fries ready, because this will get pretty salty. And

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I have spent most of the day working on files for Bubble's sticker business, while storms have popped in and out of the area and I tried to get some writing done. Then in the middle of it, I discovered blood when cleaning up after the dogs, which then led to the systematic examination of multiple buttholes. Which, in turn, led to the discovery of blood on Lucy's backend and sent me into straight panic mode. You don't mess around when dealing with a possible internal injury with a barely 3lbs

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After waiting, and waiting AAAAAAAAAND waiting for someone I paid to colour in my drawing, I finally coloured it myself.

The Problem With Pets at last has it's proper cover, and I think it looks rather spiffy, if I do say so myself.

I hope you all like it. Cloudburst, Stonecutter and Sparkler look like three keen adventurers!

Dusk.

The general consensus seems to be that 2016 was a rather difficult year. It was particularly brutal on my poor cactus.

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I'm back, batches. (Let your cookies come. They will all fall before me.) And boy do I have a doozie for you today.

So recently I've been marathoning Star Trek: the Original Series. I've also been playing in a campaign of Ponyfinder (ponified Dungeons & Dragons) for almost two years now. I've been meaning to do a blog post on that, in fact, but I've never gotten around to it. Anyway, both those things came to a head last night in another extended and detailed dream sequence.

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Hello! This is Sci-Twi! Yeah, I’ve hacked into GJ’s account. I’m writing my first blog post now.

1. Mr D. S. Cord, my old science teacher.
I’d give him a 3/5. His lessons don’t even use books! Where’s the fun in that?
2. Principal Cinch, my old school’s principal.
I’d give her a 1/5. As her name implies, Principal Abacus Cinch taught me maths. I loved the lessons, but she never ever was friendly to anyone.

Actually, I’m renaming GJ’s username. Bye!

I’m out. Peace!

I started off a story about two years ago called Winona, which was changed to Wi-no-na, to rhyme with 'no owner', as is implied in the context if you read the short description.

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Cobalt Comet's parents have lost almost everything in a fire, including several pets. This happened around the holidays and the information is two weeks old, but the GoFundMe page could still use some donations.

I really wonder how many know about this..... I can't be the only one or can I?

The 180 stone beast has almost killed his owners on more than one occasion due to his sheer size - but that doesn't stop them giving him the freedom of their home.

It might sound like a load of bull but this couple really do share their home with a 180 stone BUFFALO called Wild Thing.

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Those who follow me on Twitter likely saw a set of posts right after the recent episode where I set the canon for how the Applewood Derby would have occurred in my various stories. Here are the reproduced and explanded versions.

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It's been a long time coming that we have some proper insight into the lives of the princesses. What sort of feelings and times left behind. Just some sisterly interaction! How will this measure up then? Let's find out!

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I don't give myself enough time to refining my art skills and cartooning, cuz it's just so much fun and rewarding. Oh, hell, it's not easy. I hate almost every pen stroke and stress over every little detail.

In about a week I'll have the first in a new series of comics that I can't wait to finish out called: Discord's Pet

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