Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws

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Salutations, my friends.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, following my previous analysis, I'm gonna give you guys my take of Tim Burton's "Dumbo".

Here's the summary of this tale:

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Salutations, Dahlings.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, following my previous film analysis, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Incredibles 2".

Here's the rundown of this adventure:

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Greetings, Dahlings.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I'm gonna be giving you guys my take of Disney-Pixar's "The Incredibles".

Here's the summary of this adventure:

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Aloha, my good friends.

This is your fun-loving film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my second April Fools Day gift to you all, I'm gonna give you guys my take of Disney's "Jungle 2 Jungle".

Here's the rundown of it:

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Howdy do, Buckaroos!

This is your on-top-of-it-as always film and TV show reporter here with another review.

Today, I'll be giving you all an analysis on "Secondhand Lions".

Here's the rundown of this film:

With his irresponsible mother going away somewhere, 14 year old Walter is left on a farm in Texas where his eccentric great-uncles live out the rest of their days as elders.

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Grading Scale:

A (fantastic episode)
A- (an excellent episode with at least one flaw)
B+ (a great episode with a couple of flaws)
B (a good episode which still could have been better)

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Salutations, my friends.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another movie review.

And today, for my 105th film analysis, I'll be giving you all my take of "The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader".

Here's the summary of this tale:

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My TV Show Rating Score:

5/5: It is an awesome show!
4/5: It’s a good show with minor flaws
3/5: It’s overall okay/guilty pleasure
2/5: It’s bad but not awful
1/5: Look, up in the sky! It’s super bad!
0/5: MY EYEEEESSS!!!

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Wow what a relief to see a movie that's actually good again...

So, anyways, after much procrastination, I've finally managed to see Ridley Scott's populist science fiction flick, The Martian, which proves to be an unabashedly unpretentious and entertaining film.

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And, just like before, I take shameless advantage of torrenting websites and downloaded the DVD Screener to The Hateful Eight. And I ain't one lick sorry.

Quentin Tarantino's eighth feature serves as not only a return to his roots, but also as a deliberately overcharged homage to the hyper-violence of the Italian Giallo film genre, both in subject matter and content.

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Salutations, everyone.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 190th film analysis, and the 10th installment of my "Spook Spectacular", I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Star Trek Beyond".

Here's the rundown of this adventure:

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Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I'm gonna give you guys my take of Disney-Pixar's "UP".

Here's the rundown of this adventure:

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Grading Scale:

A (fantastic episode)
A- (an excellent episode with at least one flaw)
B+ (a great episode with a couple of flaws)
B (a good episode which still could have been better)

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Welcome to Chapter 13, everybody! These chapters have been getting noticeably longer since I started using text-to-speech when checking for mistakes, and I am not sure why. I wonder if I go back and start reviewing the previous chapters if they'd get longer as well after a few passes. Probably not 1-5 since those drafts were sitting in my folder for ages, back when I was gonna write the whole book and then release it one drip at a time. Who knew that releasing it weekly was a better practice to

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