In Which I Beg for Sweet Release From Breaking Dawn: Chapter 24 -- Surprise · 12:54pm Jul 15th, 2018
Bella gets a new house for her birthday and it’s purty.
That’s it.
I FUCKING HATE THIS BOOK.
Well, okay. That’s not completely it. It does have one of the better Alice moments, where she and Edward have both gotten Bella gifts and each wants to give theirs first:
“I know — I’ll play you for it,” Alice suggested. “Rock, paper, scissors.”
Jasper chuckled and Edward sighed.
“Why don’t you just tell me who wins?” Edward said wryly.