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SO MAY I INTRODUCE TO YOU AFTER ALL THESE YEARS THE ONE AND ONLY LENNY

"IT'S JUST TOO DANGEROUS LENNY!! Y-YOU COULD DIE!!"
Impostor Lenny trembled in fear as ZeroLenny's™ hand calmly hovered over to the temple's artefact.

"Oh for Goodness sake we haven't come all this way to leave empty handed, come on! Hold the bags open!!"

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Derpy Whooves wonders why someone like me would ever mingle with those I see as inferior to myself.

Simple. Even God has walked among men. Even royalty has walked among their subjects hidden in the form of a fellow commoner.

If Gods can, from time to time, descend from the Heavens to walk among mere mortals. So, why shouldn't I do the same?

The fact is that I've spent decades hiding among those I would label as animals.

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This fic is not for you.

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Don't give up!

Why are you quitting there? Just try a bit harder! Have yourself a cry if you need to, or call a friend! You surely have at least one or two of them just a PM or phone call away! Reach out to them!

No no no Don't give up! Think of all the people around you and the people (in your head) cheering you on! You're almost there!

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THIS IS REAL BTW: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/57505/his-soul-is-marching-on-to-another-world-or-the

Well, I really wasn't expecting much from my employment, but as far as my first job went, it was frankly kind of astonishing. I made just over $900 total in terms of wages, and that was in the month of December alone. However, I was told on Christmas Eve that my temporary period had ended, and that I could potentially be employed once the new year came around. At least, that's what I think my supervisor told me.

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