The only good "woke" is that time you woke up with a beautiful girl at your side. The fact that your parents were on a vacation, meaning you didn't have to get up a like six in the morning before the rest of the family and quickly sneak back to your own bed without being seen, is a definite relief to be sure.

So, basically, that time you woke up, looked at the clock, kissed the sleeping beauty at your side and fell back to sleep for about three more hours.

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Check out Shinzakura's post over here:
http://www.fimfiction.net/blog/538841/and-the-dead-shall-be-counted-amongst-the-living

The Codex Innocencia has been completed, at least for now, and will be updated with every new chapter of Seven Days in Sunny June continuing forward.

Feels good for it to finally be released. Check it out here:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SRWTnFjZYfn6FNjKot7AEnrr08i_XhE7Zdsu0J0aWdI/edit?usp=sharing

Sorry it's a tad late. We didn't give ourselves enough time to trim the last riff to its final length. It's done now, though, and right here. Unsurprisingly, a lot of people died trying to conquer just the FIRST story in here.

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Hey everyone,

Comma here again. I've been doing some number-crunching with the new wave of orders, and now that I have a better feel for the costs, I wanted to give everyone an updated estimate. The initial estimate came in a little under, and--

Boo!

Yeah, I know, the new price is going to be higher than the $47 USD I estimated earlier. Here's the rough breakdown as to why:

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It's the sabbath and today I got another VHS tape from that huge box and one double LP-set.

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One time when I went grocery shopping at Walmart, I started to get this weird feeling like something was slipping down from my waist. It took me a minute to realize that my underwear was starting to slide down by back side, slowly but surely. Like it was meticulously plotting its revenge for all of the times I stuck it in the dryer without the cottony dryer sheet, to save money by conserving the amount I used weekly. Oh it would have its revenge for not being extra fluffy like the towels that

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The past week has been different. On Monday when I left my house for work out of nowhere a giant black wasp flew overhead and stung me in the back of the neck. My initial reaction was to essentially say, "Son of a bitch. Really?" I got a welt for a couple hours that went away. No trip to the hospital or anything like that. Just another day of me finishing out a shift before calling it a day.

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Well, it's been a while since all the books went out, and hopefully most of you have either gotten them already, or should be getting them within the next week.

If there've been any complications with your order, get in touch with Comma-Kazie and he'll sort it out.

IN WHICH I AM REMINDED MY CAR IS OLD

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I wanted to make the full joke with the GIF, but this is the best I could do.

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Thank you, Australia, for bringing me this! I was so sad Canada stopped their early releases to tease me with this. But now it is here! A double this time due to minimal thoughts.
I love Discord's development, and it's fruity time it seems? Let's check it all out.

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Well, it seems folks are pretty happy with My Fluttering Heart on the whole. It was fun coming up with a personality for a seven-and-a-half year old Flurry Heart, as well as packing as much foreshadowing into Flurry Heart’s perspective as I could. Not to mention the dad jokes. Thanks to everyone who has read that story, and thanks especially to you who talked to me about it; I appreciate it.

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Over the past few days, I've been wondering why I was getting a major uptick in new views/likes on the extremely random Dobbinfic You Are What You Wheat. "Did Present Perfect's review two weeks ago generate a bunch of secondary buzz?" I asked myself. "Or did Equestria's pettiest thief pull off a meta-heist and steal attention the way he

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...and I don't know why. But the one last night was the strangest. Perhaps it's the stress (things have been very uncertain as of late, which is why I haven't been writing as much as I would like). Perhaps it's what I've been eating. Could exercise cause weird dreams?

Well, I just had the weirdest dream ever last night, and it didn't involve Goro from Mortal Kombat eating my pet hamster.

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To Serve In Hell is getting a sequel. Jump through the mirror for a chance to learn more.

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The Cutie Mark Crusaders field guide everyone deserves, taken from DK's Amazing Book of My Little Pony. Them including Babs and Gabby and canon confirming five Crusaders just about made my day today. That, and I saw an eight-week-old puppy in the bookstore.

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(pointy pony pic art by Hail King Sombra)

Ah poor Kingsley. You come over to Shining Armor's bro pad for a night of Ogres and Oubliettes and how does the new Prince of the Crystal Empire greet you?

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The story 'The five confessions' is not dead, I just posted the next chapter not to long ago. I just haven't been able to get around to updating it with all that's been happening in my life. But I do not leave stories unfinished, so no matter how long it takes I will finish this story.

So Songbird has finally been released, with updates coming daily. At the current pace, the last chapter will be up on Tuesday. It’s a relief to finally have it out there, but the story is an exemplary example of one thing:

I hate the deep editing process. I'm sure a few folks are sick of hearing me say that.

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